LOLZ (NSFW)
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Homebrew
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Homebrew
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Homebrew
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Antknot
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Homebrew
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Animal
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Antknot
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Deathproof
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Are you FSF in disguise? Because you sound like FSF in disguise.HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:52 amApparently I'm renting space in your head and paying no rent. Cool! You really HATE that I'm back. EVEN COOLER! And Disco Moon can't even sum up the nerve to respond in my threads! That's THE COOLEST!
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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necronomous
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Reservoir Dog
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Burn1dwn
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
I think it's the
"Get outta my face o l'll roundhouse yo ass, psyche!"
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Reservoir Dog
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Antknot
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Antknot
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Antknot
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Wonders of nature in Texas
Daddy Long Legs
A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
Daddy Long Legs
A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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BigChiefin
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Antknot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm Wonders of nature in Texas
Daddy Long Legs
A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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DiverTexas
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
$$$Antknot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm Wonders of nature in Texas
Daddy Long Legs
A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Which one of you is going to wear this ?
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Animal
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
i'm almost certain that was filmed when the mayor walked into the council meeting in a town in Washington state.
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BigChiefin
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disco.moon
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