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[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Homebrew]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Animal]

and that, folks, is how Howie gets into bed.

[Reservoir Dog]

and that, folks, is how Howie gets into bed.

[Animal]

[CHEEZY17]

and that, folks, is how Howie gets into bed.

Even the baseball hat looks like it cant fit on that giant noggin.

PETRI DISH!!11!111!

[Bluespruce1964]

[Reservoir Dog]

[Bluespruce1964]

What did the dwarf say to the prostitute?









Hi ho

[Bluespruce1964]

I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on?

I said I’ve got a hard on but I didn’t know you could smell it

[Bluespruce1964]

A woman has two admirers.

One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple. One day, the woman says to the the deaf guy: "Hey, that doctor gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?"

To which the deaf guy responds: "WHAT?"

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Antknot]

[CHEEZY17]

You know shes a girl you want to marry when she has a dollar sign tattoo on her neck.

[Animal]

in their defense, who hasn't been chased into a closet for 3 days?

[rule34]

He finally decided after 2 days that she really meant no when she said it so to save face he called 911.

[Animal]

He finally decided after 2 days that she really meant no when she said it so to save face he called 911.

i am going to guess that it takes about 2 days for meth to wear off.

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Animal]