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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
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Animal wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
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is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Kid had a previous criminal record so he deserved it.
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Biker wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:14 pm
Kill it with fire!
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Animal wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
Homebrew wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:21 pm Image
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Apparently I'm renting space in your head and paying no rent. Cool! You really HATE that I'm back. EVEN COOLER! And Disco Moon can't even sum up the nerve to respond in my threads! That's THE COOLEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😎
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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:52 am
Animal wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
Homebrew wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:21 pm Image
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Apparently I'm renting space in your head and paying no rent. Cool! You really HATE that I'm back. EVEN COOLER! And Disco Moon can't even sum up the nerve to respond in my threads! That's THE COOLEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😎
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ALL liberals are racist/NAZIS. That's my starting point.
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Deathproof wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:22 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:52 am
Animal wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
Homebrew wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:21 pm Image
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Apparently I'm renting space in your head and paying no rent. Cool! You really HATE that I'm back. EVEN COOLER! And Disco Moon can't even sum up the nerve to respond in my threads! That's THE COOLEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😎
Are you FSF in disguise? Because you sound like FSF in disguise.
Oh trust me, I'm my own person.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Jul 09, 2022 12:56 am
Deathproof wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:22 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:52 am
Animal wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
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This video clip makes me think back to my junior high school year. We were in the lunch room and we sat in one corner of it. There was this crabby old woman that worked in the cafeteria serving the food and she was fucking fanatical about keeping students from leaning on the counter of the steam table serving area. Lord help the student who forgot! They were met with a stern..." LEAN OFF THE COUNTER!!!!!" in no uncertain terms. Some of us did it purposely for shits and giggles.

Anyway, obviously, this woman wasn't that well liked. This woman, her name was Claire Ent, when done serving lunch, would take this rolling ice cream cart over to the opposite corner from where we sat. One day, one of my fellow students launched a full apple towards Claire. I swear it was like slow motion! The fucking apple lobbed perfectly across the lunch room and smacked ole Claire right in the noggin and her head reacted just like this little kids did when hit by the ball! I still remember that like it was yesterday! Fun times!!!
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necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:07 pm
I think it's the

"Get outta my face o l'll roundhouse yo ass, psyche!"
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Wonders of nature in Texas

Daddy Long Legs

A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,

but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Antknot wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm Wonders of nature in Texas

Daddy Long Legs

A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,

but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Antknot wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm Wonders of nature in Texas

Daddy Long Legs

A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,

but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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