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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:21 pm Image
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
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Animal wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
Homebrew wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:21 pm Image
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Kid had a previous criminal record so he deserved it.
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Biker wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:14 pm
Kill it with fire!
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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:52 am
Animal wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
Homebrew wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:21 pm Image
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Apparently I'm renting space in your head and paying no rent. Cool! You really HATE that I'm back. EVEN COOLER! And Disco Moon can't even sum up the nerve to respond in my threads! That's THE COOLEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😎
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:07 pm
I think it's the

"Get outta my face o l'll roundhouse yo ass, psyche!"
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Wonders of nature in Texas

Daddy Long Legs

A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,

but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Antknot wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm Wonders of nature in Texas

Daddy Long Legs

A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,

but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Antknot wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm Wonders of nature in Texas

Daddy Long Legs

A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,

but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Which one of you is going to wear this ?

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i'm almost certain that was filmed when the mayor walked into the council meeting in a town in Washington state.
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Animal wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:37 am i'm almost certain that was filmed when the mayor walked into the council meeting in a town in Washington state.
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