LOLZ (NSFW)
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- Bluespruce1964
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
- Bluespruce1964
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I'm up early.
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- Bluespruce1964
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- Bluespruce1964
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20's, are pushing their carts around Lowe's when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's a funny coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old timer says, "Doesn't matter--let's look for yours."
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's a funny coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old timer says, "Doesn't matter--let's look for yours."
I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
- Bluespruce1964
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- Bluespruce1964
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I'm up early.
- CentralTexasCrude
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
I think you just found SaltyD's favorite observation deck.
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How did you know?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:27 pmI think you just found SaltyD's favorite observation deck.
The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Send it to CTC. He can finally get laid.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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CTC's dick went so long without touching a woman that his dick divorced him and left him for another man.
- CentralTexasCrude
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In HighNDry's house, that's not a meal, that's a date.
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Says the guy who owns a Donald Trump fleshlight.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:29 pmIn HighNDry's house, that's not a meal, that's a date.