LOLZ (NSFW)
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- stonedmegman
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
- Bluespruce1964
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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Yeah, I also have learned to laugh at myself often.
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That’s cute. The piece of shit found something better to do than tearing another fuckers face off.
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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In a desperate situation I could fap to that.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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I'm up early.
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest,
"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's"
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, “Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies ..."No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".
"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's"
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, “Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies ..."No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".
I'm up early.
- Bluespruce1964
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I'm up early.
- Bluespruce1964
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I'm up early.
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Years ago when I was getting up at 5am for work there was a weather girl that had rock hard nips all through her weather segment. Pronounced and unmistakable those nips were a joy to wake up to. For months this went on but some Karen must have said something because all of a sudden her big pokies were gone never to be seen again.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."