Evvan's Tits City [NSFW]

[Reservoir Dog]

Hey AH. I mentioned 4, I need to add another 3 for your permaban consideration. Thanks.

If they banned everyone here who thinks you're an idiot, membership would drop 98%.

There would only be Crud, Geist, and FSF. And I think the latter 2 are low key trolling.

I ran the numbers. The math is good.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Feelings Have Been Hurt

[u.r.UtterShite]

Just the other day he admitted to hacking one of my personal image hosting accounts.

If you post images on a web forum, always create a separate Imgur account exclusively for that board.
I have an Imgur account that only contains images that I have posted on UJ. If someone was to hack it they wouldn't see anything that they haven't already seen before.

Incidentally this is what I had done which is likely why no images were posted. The account I made for UJ was named "sorrycharlie" as a dig at whomever would end up hacking it. It had nothing personal but I should've gone the extra step of uploading a few hundred pics of my nuttsack in high res.. but satyrgay prolly would've liked that.

Nice melt, Chris. And your account wasn't named that, if I remember correctly.

[necronomous]

I say permaban that pathetic loser. He's constantly lording private info over members and acts like he's some kind of genius hacker when in reality he's just a loser who has been shown to be nothing but a liar and a fake.

Just the other day he admitted to hacking one of my personal image hosting accounts. Get a life you piece of shit. No one cares about your photoshop "skills."

There there now. I'm a liar and a fake. Don't be so snowflakey, Chris.

Im Chris too!

*stands on table*
I'm Chris too!

[JackRabbit_Slim]

It's hilarious he acts like he hacked some shit to find my name when the truth is it was BG who tracked me down and posted it in one of the old classic psycho threads. Whoop dee fucking doo.

[WestTexasCrude]

What is this Spartacus BS?

[QillerDaemon]

Im Chris too!

*stands on table*
I'm Chris too!

Well, damn, so mine! Except with different letters.

[B-Tender]

Im Chris too!

*stands on table*
I'm Chris too!

Well, damn, so mine! Except with different letters.

Chryssie?

[u.r.UtterShite]

It's hilarious he acts like he hacked some shit to find my name when the truth is it was BG who tracked me down and posted it in one of the old classic psycho threads. Whoop dee fucking doo.

Uh, no. You're delusional, or just willfully ignorant trying to soothe out this in your head.

[u.r.UtterShite]

My name is also Krihs, btw.

[Asagi_koi]

Still no boobs. Damn

[u.r.UtterShite]

Still no boobs. Damn

I can give you Evvans snap, if you want to complain.

[PimpDaddy]

Today, I identify as Zir Chris. Don't judge me, I feel pretty.

[u.r.UtterShite]

I'm with the times, so you can address me as Miss Kreess for 8 hours.

[u.r.UtterShite]

And I will put out.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Isn’t that satyrday?

Yeah, same guy. Apparently he's in France. If he's that interested, I'll be in Paris tomorrow afternoon at Gare du Nord station and we can discuss he psychotic behavior then. I suspect he wont show

Rent a forklift and go pick him up

[megman]

Seriously, I dont remember VE being this fucking creepy at the old place. What does he think he accomplishes by finding out someones Snap or FB? Fuck, if anyone really wants my FB page who doesnt already have it, you'll see lots of vacay and kids pics on it. Yeah, edgy I know

He pulled the same stunt at UJ.

[megman]

Seriously, I dont remember VE being this fucking creepy at the old place. What does he think he accomplishes by finding out someones Snap or FB? Fuck, if anyone really wants my FB page who doesnt already have it, you'll see lots of vacay and kids pics on it. Yeah, edgy I know

He pulled the same stunt at UJ.

With whom? Ev or someone else?

Me.

[VinceBordenIII]

I know things about people, but I don't dox them, in the sense of exposing their info.

[Wut]

He gets tits to his inbox.

He does? Lucky guy.

[Stapes]

He gets tits to his inbox.

The first time i regret not paying attention in algebra

[Blast]

I’m completely fucked this next chapter though like I got the first one correct on the homework and that’s it

I only know a few specific formulas and I can't share them here without getting a knock on the door from the FBI

[Asagi_koi]

Jesus
Fuckin
Christ

Thanks for the defense
Here’s my snap I’ll probably ignore u tho. My life is hella busy and stressful.

I seen my bitmoji. I am famous. Lol

[Asagi_koi]

Wish i knew more math for sure. Lucky guy.

[CHEEZY17]

Since this is a thread about Evvans tits that doesn't feature any tits I'd at least like to remind everyone that Evvan has fantastic nipples.