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My Contention/ With all the laws on the books, Fed, State, Local. It is impossible to state that you live a total legal life. For example, late to work- exceed the speed limit- Illegal. Put off updating your tags on your car- illegal. Smoke a joint in the privacy of your home when it's illegal in your State- illegal. Tell me what you do illegally?

i break all the laws of physics on a daily basis.

I break the laws of UJ with photoshop

spudoc wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:26 am i break all the laws of physics on a daily basis.

Sitting on your ass all day, Newtons physics be damnded

I routinely speed up at yellow lights.

Anybody else waiting with baited breath on DP's response?

Stapes wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:52 am I routinely speed up at yellow lights.

5 years hard labor you sicko

I colluded with the Russians to help Donald Trump win the election.

In the last week:

Exceeded the speed limit in 4 different states.

Ran a blushing pink (just barley turned red) light.

In the last week:

Exceeded the speed limit in 4 different states.

Ran a blushing pink (just barley turned red) light.

Add double posted.

peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:20 am I colluded with the Russians to help Donald Trump win the election.

If you shared a bunch of bullshit Facebook posts you're probably right.

I dont think being late for work is illegal. Bad form, sure but I dont think its against the law.

peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:20 am I colluded with the Russians to help Donald Trump win the election.

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:36 pm I dont think being late for work is illegal. Bad form, sure but I dont think its against the law.

It's true. That's what his boss told him.

I removed the tag from a new mattress we bought.

captquint wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:44 am

Holy shit that was painful to read. Did Gunzen write that?

I'm probably breaking a few environmental laws that no one knows about, I'll blow through stop signs, I'm always at least 10 over on the speed limit, and, yeah I know I need to be locked up for life for this last one, fuck crosswalks.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:51 pm I removed the tag from a new mattress we bought.

The firing squad is lining up right now, please provide your own blindfold and cigarette.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:51 pm I removed the tag from a new mattress we bought.

Before or after you paid for it?
If after you didn't break a law.

Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:18 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:51 pm I removed the tag from a new mattress we bought.

Before or after you paid for it?
If after you didn't break a law.

Hush you, the mattress tag mafia hears you say that you'll find yourself in the middle of a memory foam mattress cased in concrete.

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:41 pm

captquint wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:44 am

Holy shit that was painful to read. Did Gunzen write that?

I'm probably breaking a few environmental laws that no one knows about, I'll blow through stop signs, I'm always at least 10 over on the speed limit, and, yeah I know I need to be locked up for life for this last one, fuck crosswalks.

You don't actually believe that's real, do you?

I have no clue of the provenance of this, but I enjoyed reading it

kwebber wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:32 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:41 pm

captquint wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:44 am

Holy shit that was painful to read. Did Gunzen write that?

I'm probably breaking a few environmental laws that no one knows about, I'll blow through stop signs, I'm always at least 10 over on the speed limit, and, yeah I know I need to be locked up for life for this last one, fuck crosswalks.

You don't actually believe that's real, do you?

You know, I hope it's fake.

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:15 pm

Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:18 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:51 pm I removed the tag from a new mattress we bought.

Before or after you paid for it?
If after you didn't break a law.

Hush you, the mattress tag mafia hears you say that you'll find yourself in the middle of a memory foam mattress cased in concrete.

I didlike memory foam mattresses. It was like rolling up hill all night long. Every time I shifted position I had to get out of the crater i has sunk into.