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US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:43 pm
by WestTexasCrude
Another fantastic idea from our Donny Commander in Chief. Remember "Seward's Folly"? Cents on the acre. As far as Denmark is concerned, they lost all credibility in the 14th Century when it comes to Greenland when they couldn't send supply ships anymore and their Norse brothers went extinct. Oh, the Danes never stop with the excuses "40% of our population was wiped out in the Black Death". Blah Blah Blah. Talk to the Hand. Plus it has a huge additional benefit. We would have these shifty eye Cannucks surrounded on 3 sides. That makes it look really good.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:52 pm
by Wut
You're as retarded as he is.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:56 pm
by CaptQuint
Post this in SFW you fucking coward

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:57 pm
by CaptQuint
Biker wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:55 pm The Denmarkians will never sell
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Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:57 pm
by Wut
The Greenlandians also will never agree.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:58 pm
by B-Tender
I only have one person blocked here, and it makes it so much better.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 pm
by Animal
i'm not gonna lie. this possibility has to keep trump awake at night. imagine buying that much real estate with other people's money.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:35 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Wasn't this news about a month ago?

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm
by megman
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:35 pm Wasn't this news about a month ago?
CQ's gifs have been slowing down his internet.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:14 pm
by CaptQuint
megman wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:35 pm Wasn't this news about a month ago?
CQ's gifs have been slowing down his internet.
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Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:01 pm
by WestTexasCrude
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:57 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:55 pm The Denmarkians will never sell
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:lol:

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:07 pm
by Reservoir Dog
I hear Trump wants to buy Alaska as well.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:13 pm
by Animal
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:07 pm I hear Trump wants to buy Alaska as well.
we bought it for the price of 4,800 ounces of gold. that's about one year of sluicing for 4 miners.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:17 pm
by peterosehaircut
I think it's a brilliant idea! With all this global warming we should eventually be able to farm there like the Vikings did before the climate cooled.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:32 pm
by WestTexasCrude
Actually, the US has or had a major Air Force base in NW Greenland well above the Arctic Circle during the Cold War called Thule Air Base. Easily ranked as the worst posting anywhere on Earth. Famous story goes that back in the late 50's, some Major General was flying around the World inspecting AF bases. Landed at Thule in Mid-Winter at 3 AM during the 2 months of darkness. Was informed the plane's Lavatory needed to be drained. General got all pissed off after it took almost 45 minutes for some private to show up with the truck. Donned his Parka and threatened him with demotion. Private said" General, I haven't seen the Sun in 2 months, It's 40 below and I'm sucking shit out of a plane. What's Worse"? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:04 pm
by Biker
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Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm
by Tuesday
So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
by necronomous
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2026 10:28 pm
by Tuesday
necronomous wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.
Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 3:00 pm
by PopcornSutton
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 10:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.
Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.
Holy crap, you are as stupid as that dot idiot.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 3:03 pm
by necronomous
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 10:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.
Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.
I dont know what economy youre talking about. You fucking moron.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 4:21 pm
by Biker
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 10:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.
Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.
Economy has tanked just for you, skank

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 7:16 pm
by Tuesday
necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2026 3:03 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 10:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.
Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.
I dont know what economy youre talking about. You fucking moron.
Turn off the fox entertainment channel for a little while and check on into reality, boy. Your economy is in the shitter. Again.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 7:17 pm
by Tuesday
Biker wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2026 4:21 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 10:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.
Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.
Economy has tanked just for you, skank
Another poors for billionaires genius. At least this one admits he took another giant shit.

Re: US buying Greenland

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 11:34 pm
by necronomous
Tuesday wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2026 7:16 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2026 3:03 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 10:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:06 pm
Tuesday wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:13 pm So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.
I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.
Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.
I dont know what economy youre talking about. You fucking moron.
Turn off the fox entertainment channel for a little while and check on into reality, boy. Your economy is in the shitter. Again.
No its not. And I dont watch fox. You fucking moron. If you dont live here, turn off your lying media bullshit. Our economy is great you dipshit.