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Take care of your feet.
Take care of your teeth.
Dial the sugar intake way back.

That’s all I have right now.

Good advice from anyone, to anyone...

Don't be a cunt.

get a dna test before you start paying child support

If you don't think "Oh hell no, I don't have room for more toilet paper!" when you pass it in the store, buy some.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Biker wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:26 pm Stay away from eating post-digested corn

This is sound advice.

Never go cheap on ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, horseradish, puddles of sperm, or olive oil. Always buy the best.

I think around here I'm considered a younger member but my best advice for anyone is ALWAYS trust your instincts. We are the only species that ignores our intuition. Stop it.

save 10% of any money you earn
learn how to cook 2 meals on the stove-not in the microwave
know how to change a tire
never lend a book or loan money and expect to be repaid promptly if ever
drink the best you can afford
cam models don't love you
be honest with yourself-nobody else will
always look for the next opportunity
cash is king
know how to wash clothes
fill the gas tank
good lovers are created not born
you can't sing no matter how much you drink
your parents job was over sooner than you think
being 'sorry' means you got caught-don't get caught

Take care of your knees.

Plug in, join. I regret sneering at joiners, even though they’re retarded.
Live below your means.
Take advantage of retirement savings.
You really don’t need a new car, until the old one starts requiring more expensive repairs.
Still, if there’s a car you always wanted, get it.
Don’t be the weak link in the chain.
Be kind to your spouse. Look for the good in them, even in a down cycle.
If you have little kids, a dog saves a lot of cleaning.
Rampant body tattoos is a fad. Don’t get caught up.
Don’t be part of any fad if you can recognize it, especially if it’s destructive.

megman wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:15 pm Take care of your knees.

^^^^^^^
THIS!!!!!!!!

Only you can make you happy
Everything is a choice whether you like the choices or not and your choice is on you, stop blaming others, take personal responsibility for your decisions/actions
Learn about money and stop complaining others have more, when ANYONE in America at least, can make just as much

Bang all the chicks you can.

Are there any younger members here?

I think these are all for Geist. I'm sure he is taking notes.

From my grandfather when I was younger: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

If she tells you she doesn't want anything for her birthday. It's a lie. You better get that present and it better be a good one.

Stapes wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:41 pm If she tells you she doesn't want anything for her birthday. It's a lie. You better get that present and it better be a good one.

Never anything that plugs into power socket!

FSchmertz wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:03 pm

Stapes wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:41 pm If she tells you she doesn't want anything for her birthday. It's a lie. You better get that present and it better be a good one.

Never anything that plugs into power socket!

Even if it's made by Hitatchi?

Stapes wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:41 pm If she tells you she doesn't want anything for her birthday. It's a lie. You better get that present and it better be a good one.

She said she wanted an iPod or an iPhone. I got her an iRon.

And then it started.......

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:51 pm Bang all the chicks you can.

This. Girls who simply put themselves out there for you, and girls you would have had to work for. One girl I could have fucked all night long on cocaine. She practically put a huge sign between her legs. I was so dense.

Now I talk to her, years later, remembering i could have had her in her prime, zero effort.

VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:18 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:51 pm Bang all the chicks you can.

This. Girls who simply put themselves out there for you, and girls you would have had to work for. One girl I could have fucked all night long on cocaine. She practically put a huge sign between her legs. I was so dense.

Now I talk to her, years later, remembering i could have had her in her prime, zero effort.

Yep. I know its a cliche but I sure wish I knew then what I know now.

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:38 pm

VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:18 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:51 pm Bang all the chicks you can.

This. Girls who simply put themselves out there for you, and girls you would have had to work for. One girl I could have fucked all night long on cocaine. She practically put a huge sign between her legs. I was so dense.

Now I talk to her, years later, remembering i could have had her in her prime, zero effort.

Yep. I know its a cliche but I sure wish I knew then what I know now.

Yep about three missed opportunities for me. Maybe more, but I can only think of three currently.

Maybe 2 dozen. Sometimes I didn’t feel like putting in the 5 minute effort to talk to them, because I was too busy partying with my friends.