You don't cut off women when they talk about dick...stonedmegman wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:33 pmI would think that if they start discussing whale dicks it is the time to cut them off.Ricrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:53 pmBack when I was a bartender you always had three books available to pretty much answer a lot of questions with some degree of accuracy when the inebriated regulars would wax poetic about the length of a sperm whales dick. We called them the bar books...Guiness Book of World Records, Framers Almanac and the Book of Lists.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:33 amIt's the Cliff Clavin effect.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:29 amwhen your typical audience is seated on barstools, complete accuracy isn't required as long as you are adequately exaggerating.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:15 amAs always, Mr. Always Wrong is wrong again.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:56 am Agree. I think I outgrew that whole UFO thing when I realized that even if a civilization could figure out how to travel at the speed of light, and wanted to travel across the Milky Way Galaxy, it would take almost a half a BILLION years.
Try 200,000 years next time.
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Well no. But you didn't elaborate.Ricrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:57 pmYou don't cut off women when they talk about dick...stonedmegman wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:33 pmI would think that if they start discussing whale dicks it is the time to cut them off.Ricrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:53 pmBack when I was a bartender you always had three books available to pretty much answer a lot of questions with some degree of accuracy when the inebriated regulars would wax poetic about the length of a sperm whales dick. We called them the bar books...Guiness Book of World Records, Framers Almanac and the Book of Lists.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:33 amIt's the Cliff Clavin effect.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:29 amwhen your typical audience is seated on barstools, complete accuracy isn't required as long as you are adequately exaggerating.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:15 am
As always, Mr. Always Wrong is wrong again.
Try 200,000 years next time.
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Bar books are no longer needed in the era of smart phones.
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Agreed...you've been in the house tooooooo long...stonedmegman wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:21 pmWell no. But you didn't elaborate.Ricrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:57 pmYou don't cut off women when they talk about dick...stonedmegman wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:33 pmI would think that if they start discussing whale dicks it is the time to cut them off.Ricrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:53 pmBack when I was a bartender you always had three books available to pretty much answer a lot of questions with some degree of accuracy when the inebriated regulars would wax poetic about the length of a sperm whales dick. We called them the bar books...Guiness Book of World Records, Framers Almanac and the Book of Lists.
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Damn Gen Z'ers...hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:01 pm Bar books are no longer needed in the era of smart phones.
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If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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