If I go missing...

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If I go missing...

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Post by JCW » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:11 pm

Today's the day I meet my best online friend of 8 years in person for a weekend of concert-going, sightseeing and hopefully some bowchickawowwow! So if I disappear, send the search dogs to Victoria, thanks in advance.
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Post by Flumper » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:14 pm

JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:11 pm
Today's the day I meet my best online friend of 8 years in person for a weekend of concert-going, sightseeing and hopefully some bowchickawowwow! So if I disappear, send the search dogs to Victoria, thanks in advance.
male or female friend? this is important.

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Post by JCW » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm

I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.
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Post by Flumper » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:20 pm

JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm
I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.
well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.

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Post by beagleboy » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:22 pm

I'll just assume going forward that you are living in a pit with some guy telling you to put lotion on your skin.

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Post by JCW » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:22 pm

Flumper wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:20 pm
JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm
I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.
well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.
Is that how girls night goes in your mind? We go home and pillow fight in frilly nighties after that?
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Post by Flumper » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:24 pm

JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:22 pm
Flumper wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:20 pm
JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm
I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.
well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.
Is that how girls night goes in your mind? We go home and pillow fight in frilly nighties after that?
well, topless pillow fight, but pretty much.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:25 pm

What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by FSchmertz » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:29 pm

Call dibs on her record player

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm

If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.
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Post by Biker » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm

Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:45 pm

Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
Stymie, hammy and who else?
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Post by Biker » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:46 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:45 pm
Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
Stymie, hammy and who else?
Canuck and Deadjake

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Post by JCW » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:48 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm
If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.
I'm not sure, hes shy, we havent really talked like that. I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare), maybe that will transition to ass too? I'll report back!
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Post by JCW » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm

Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
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Post by Flumper » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:51 pm

JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:48 pm
I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare)
you have got to be fucking kidding me!

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Post by Biker » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:52 pm

JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
Met on a video game site? Geez Im getting old :lol:

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Post by Biker » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:54 pm

Flumper wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:51 pm
JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:48 pm
I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare)
you have got to be fucking kidding me!
Yeah, that is odd. Hell, Howie eats out trafficked Asian whores so its surprising that its not common in the dating world

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Post by Charliesheen » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:54 pm

Sounds like a shit ton of fun. Hope he looks a little like the high school pics he claimed were “current”.

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Post by Flumper » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:55 pm

Charliesheen wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:54 pm
Sounds like a shit ton of fun. Hope he looks a little like the high school pics he claimed were “current”.
i'm more worried about what (or who's) pics she sent him.

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Post by squirt » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:05 pm

Oh my! Fun times!!!

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Post by Biker » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm

Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does

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Post by JCW » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:18 pm

Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:52 pm
JCW wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
Met on a video game site? Geez Im getting old :lol:
Well an actual video game, not a website. One of those huge interactive worlds with tons of real players. Some of my best friends came from that game. I ran a guild that had like 200+ members. We would team up in groups of up to 12 to take down big bosses.

Yes I'm full nerd.
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Post by squirt » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:21 pm

Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm
Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
Yes, I absolutely do remember him. WTF. That sucks.

What the hell.....coyote, Stymie, deadjake, s.murph....

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:58 pm

Biker wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm
Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
That's a bummer. I remember him. He seemed like a good guy.
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