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Fuck the New York Yankees.

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That is all.
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Do I have to fuck them all, or can I just narrow it down to one? What's the rules on this?
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necronomous wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:40 pm Do I have to fuck them all, or can I just narrow it down to one? What's the rules on this?
Option #1 - Fuck them all! Go in dry, no lube, make it hurt!

Option #2 - Just fuck Steinbrenner and your bodily fluids will naturally flow downhill from there.
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Thread of the year!

The only redeeming thing about the Tigers decade of high level baseball is that they consistently thwarted the Yankees post season hopes.

I do like their adherence to tradition though: no names on their jerseys and no facial hair.
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I like Garrit Cole and I hate that he's a Yankee.
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If money was the only thing that mattered the Astros, Royals, Cardinals, Giants, and Nationals would not have won championships.
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B-Tender wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:11 pm If money was the only thing that mattered the Astros, Royals, Cardinals, Giants, and Nationals would not have won championships.
Didn't the Giants havre the largest payroll in baseball last season?
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spudoc wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:14 pm
B-Tender wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:11 pm If money was the only thing that mattered the Astros, Royals, Cardinals, Giants, and Nationals would not have won championships.
Didn't the Giants havre the largest payroll in baseball last season?
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Giants started 2019 with 5th highest. Nationals 7th, and Astros 8th.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:17 pm
spudoc wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:14 pm
B-Tender wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:11 pm If money was the only thing that mattered the Astros, Royals, Cardinals, Giants, and Nationals would not have won championships.
Didn't the Giants havre the largest payroll in baseball last season?
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Yeah and the Giants weren’t even in the top ten. 2018 the Giants had the second highest behind once again the Red Sox
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spudoc wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:30 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:17 pm
spudoc wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:14 pm
B-Tender wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:11 pm If money was the only thing that mattered the Astros, Royals, Cardinals, Giants, and Nationals would not have won championships.
Didn't the Giants havre the largest payroll in baseball last season?
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Yeah and the Giants weren’t even in the top ten. 2018 the Giants had the second highest behind once again the Red Sox
The Cubs were 2nd this year and they were.... meh.
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Us Astro fans knew when he walked off the mound the last time in the WS, that he was gone. Astros don't do $200 + multi-year contracts. never will. They never work out. See the Texas Rangers- A Rod contract. Rangers were still paying him millions years after they traded him.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:42 am Us Astro fans knew when he walked off the mound the last time in the WS, that he was gone. Astros don't do $200 + multi-year contracts. never will. They never work out. See the Texas Rangers- A Rod contract. Rangers were still paying him millions years after they traded him.
Countdown to Cole's season-ending injury. Probably in the first year.

And they're almost guaranteed to be paying an AAA pitcher in the last few years of that contract.
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Is it all guaranteed money?
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Wut wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:17 am Is it all guaranteed money?
Yep
On Tuesday night, the Yankees inked Cole to a record contract that guarantees him $324 million over nine years, including a full no-trade clause and an opt-out after the fifth year.
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