Joe Burrow...

Like any of you fat fucks would've made the varsity team.
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:48 am

May as well start shopping for a house in Cincinnati Ohio.

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Post by WestTexasCrude » Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:59 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:48 am
May as well start shopping for a house in Cincinnati Ohio.
Not a good fit. He's wholesome, hard working. dedicated to family, etc. Never work in the "Gangsta" culture in Cincy some idiots decided would work 20 years ago.
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:01 am

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:59 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:48 am
May as well start shopping for a house in Cincinnati Ohio.
Not a good fit. He's wholesome, hard working. dedicated to family, etc. Never work in the "Gangsta" culture in Cincy some idiots decided would work 20 years ago.
So when Cincy drafts him he's going to say, "Thanks, but no thanks." :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by WestTexasCrude » Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:34 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:01 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:59 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:48 am
May as well start shopping for a house in Cincinnati Ohio.
Not a good fit. He's wholesome, hard working. dedicated to family, etc. Never work in the "Gangsta" culture in Cincy some idiots decided would work 20 years ago.
So when Cincy drafts him he's going to say, "Thanks, but no thanks." :lol: :lol: :lol:
Please tell me you aren't that naive. A future star saying no thanks to a loser organization that grinds their draft picks to dust. Holds out until they trade. Are you really this ignorant?
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Post by FSchmertz » Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:32 am

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:34 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:01 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:59 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:48 am
May as well start shopping for a house in Cincinnati Ohio.
Not a good fit. He's wholesome, hard working. dedicated to family, etc. Never work in the "Gangsta" culture in Cincy some idiots decided would work 20 years ago.
So when Cincy drafts him he's going to say, "Thanks, but no thanks." :lol: :lol: :lol:
Please tell me you aren't that naive. A future star saying no thanks to a loser organization that grinds their draft picks to dust. Holds out until they trade. Are you really this ignorant?
So you think he's going to pull an Eli Manning?

He's the only QB that I can recall getting away with that.

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Post by B-Tender » Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:34 am

FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:32 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:34 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:01 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:59 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:48 am
May as well start shopping for a house in Cincinnati Ohio.
Not a good fit. He's wholesome, hard working. dedicated to family, etc. Never work in the "Gangsta" culture in Cincy some idiots decided would work 20 years ago.
So when Cincy drafts him he's going to say, "Thanks, but no thanks." :lol: :lol: :lol:
Please tell me you aren't that naive. A future star saying no thanks to a loser organization that grinds their draft picks to dust. Holds out until they trade. Are you really this ignorant?
So you think he's going to pull an Eli Manning?

He's the only QB that I can recall getting away with that.
John Elway

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Post by Smok44 » Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:40 am

As usual the fucktard WTC doesn't know shit about sports except for reading his 3 day old USA Today when it arrives.
STFU dust bowl gay boy. Go back to making up stories about FBI and tanks and whining every day because you're not in the football pool. :lol: :lol: :lol:

In the meantime here is a list of bowl records set by LSU today

Bowl/SEC records
Burrow set a new FBS record for touchdown responsibility in a bowl game (eight)
Burrow tied the FBS record for passing touchdowns in a bowl game (seven)
Burrow tied LSU and SEC single-game records for passing touchdowns (seven)
LSU broke the SEC single-game record for touchdowns as team in a bowl (nine)

College Football Playoff records
Burrow was responsible for eight total touchdowns
Burrow threw seven touchdowns
Burrow had 403 passing yards in the first half
Burrow had 515 total yards
Jefferson registered four receiving touchdowns
Jefferson had 227 receiving yards
LSU scored 49 points in the first half
LSU scored 63 total points in a game
LSU registered 692 yards of total offense
LSU and Oklahoma combined for 91 points, the most in regulation
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:58 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:34 am
A future star saying no thanks to a loser organization that grinds their draft picks to dust.
What the hell are you talking about?
The Cincinnati Bengals have gone to the playoffs 6 times in the last 10 years and outright won the AFC North 3 times.
So what the flying fuck are you even talking about?

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Post by FSchmertz » Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:25 pm

B-Tender wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:34 am
FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:32 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:34 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:01 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:59 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:48 am
May as well start shopping for a house in Cincinnati Ohio.
Not a good fit. He's wholesome, hard working. dedicated to family, etc. Never work in the "Gangsta" culture in Cincy some idiots decided would work 20 years ago.
So when Cincy drafts him he's going to say, "Thanks, but no thanks." :lol: :lol: :lol:
Please tell me you aren't that naive. A future star saying no thanks to a loser organization that grinds their draft picks to dust. Holds out until they trade. Are you really this ignorant?
So you think he's going to pull an Eli Manning?

He's the only QB that I can recall getting away with that.
John Elway
So nothing since Manning? I guess it could happen, but it it appears, historically, very unlikely.

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Post by spudoc » Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:41 am

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FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:25 pm
B-Tender wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:34 am
FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:32 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:34 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:01 am
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:59 am


Not a good fit. He's wholesome, hard working. dedicated to family, etc. Never work in the "Gangsta" culture in Cincy some idiots decided would work 20 years ago.
So when Cincy drafts him he's going to say, "Thanks, but no thanks." :lol: :lol: :lol:
Please tell me you aren't that naive. A future star saying no thanks to a loser organization that grinds their draft picks to dust. Holds out until they trade. Are you really this ignorant?
So you think he's going to pull an Eli Manning?

He's the only QB that I can recall getting away with that.
John Elway
So nothing since Manning? I guess it could happen, but it it appears, historically, very unlikely.
I’m guessing the fact that he grew up about 2 1/2 hours from Cincinnati also will make him less likely to turn down the Bengals

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Post by beagleboy » Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:30 pm

Bryce Perkins of Virginia is a freakishly good athlete. It'll be fun to watch where he transitions in the NFL.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:03 pm

beagleboy wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:30 pm
Bryce Perkins of Virginia is a freakishly good athlete. It'll be fun to watch where he transitions in the NFL.
He needs to go to a team that's relatively stable at QB right now and can take a couple of years to develop him.
Steelers? Lions? Titans?...

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Post by FSchmertz » Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:26 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:03 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:30 pm
Bryce Perkins of Virginia is a freakishly good athlete. It'll be fun to watch where he transitions in the NFL.
He needs to go to a team that's relatively stable at QB right now and can take a couple of years to develop him.
Steelers? Lions? Titans?...
Thanks to Lamar, at least teams won't immediately determine athletic QBs, specifically black ones, should switch to wide receiver.

Some teams may still be living in the past though.

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Post by spudoc » Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:27 pm

beagleboy wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:30 pm
Bryce Perkins of Virginia is a freakishly good athlete. It'll be fun to watch where he transitions in the NFL.
He might make it as a receiver but he won't take snaps as a QB. In the limited sample of what I saw of him he has a hard time completing very basic passes on a consistent basis.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:45 pm

spudoc wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:27 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:30 pm
Bryce Perkins of Virginia is a freakishly good athlete. It'll be fun to watch where he transitions in the NFL.
He might make it as a receiver but he won't take snaps as a QB. In the limited sample of what I saw of him he has a hard time completing very basic passes on a consistent basis.
That's a good point. He's not a 3 check-down guy (yet). He tends to only look at half the field.

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Post by Burn1dwn » Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:06 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:58 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:34 am
A future star saying no thanks to a loser organization that grinds their draft picks to dust.
What the hell are you talking about?
The Cincinnati Bengals have gone to the playoffs 6 times in the last 10 years and outright won the AFC North 3 times.
So what the flying fuck are you even talking about?
Maybe he is talking about their player arrests? They are 3rd in # of arrests of its players since 2000. Rounding out the top 2 are the gangsters from Denver at #2 and the thugs from Minnesota at #1.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:56 pm

Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:49 pm
If you think that the Bengals have been a successful organization over the past ten years, then you know nothing about NFL football. My fucking word
The Cincinnati Bengals have gone to the playoffs 6 times in the last 10 years and outright won the AFC North 3 times. I really don't think that puts them in the same category with the Cleveland Browns.

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Post by beagleboy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:37 pm

Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:56 pm
Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:49 pm
If you think that the Bengals have been a successful organization over the past ten years, then you know nothing about NFL football. My fucking word
The Cincinnati Bengals have gone to the playoffs 6 times in the last 10 years and outright won the AFC North 3 times. I really don't think that puts them in the same category with the Cleveland Browns.
With a playoff loss in the first round. Yeah, who wouldnt want that kind of success?
The Cowboys

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:48 pm

beagleboy wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:37 pm
Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:56 pm
Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:49 pm
If you think that the Bengals have been a successful organization over the past ten years, then you know nothing about NFL football. My fucking word
The Cincinnati Bengals have gone to the playoffs 6 times in the last 10 years and outright won the AFC North 3 times. I really don't think that puts them in the same category with the Cleveland Browns.
With a playoff loss in the first round. Yeah, who wouldnt want that kind of success?
The Cowboys
Jets... Dolphins... Browns... Raiders... Chargers... Redskins... Lions... Cardinals...

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Post by beagleboy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:58 pm

Bengals the last decade are top half of the league in wins.

Considering where they were the previous 20 years, that's an impressive performance. In the 90's they were the worst in the league.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:20 pm

beagleboy wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:58 pm
Bengals the last decade are top half of the league in wins.

Considering where they were the previous 20 years, that's an impressive performance. In the 90's they were the worst in the league.
From 2005 to 2015 they were one of the better teams in the league.
But Andy Dalton couldn't win a playoff game. That boy crumbled like sawdust when he was in a playoff game.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:21 pm

Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:54 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:48 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:37 pm
Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:56 pm
Biker wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:49 pm
If you think that the Bengals have been a successful organization over the past ten years, then you know nothing about NFL football. My fucking word
The Cincinnati Bengals have gone to the playoffs 6 times in the last 10 years and outright won the AFC North 3 times. I really don't think that puts them in the same category with the Cleveland Browns.
With a playoff loss in the first round. Yeah, who wouldnt want that kind of success?
The Cowboys
Jets... Dolphins... Browns... Raiders... Chargers... Redskins... Lions... Cardinals...
Nonsense. The goal is to win it all and if a team is just going into WC weekend and losing, whats the fucking point? Better off going 4-12
Now that's just silly.

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Post by beagleboy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:21 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:20 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:58 pm
Bengals the last decade are top half of the league in wins.

Considering where they were the previous 20 years, that's an impressive performance. In the 90's they were the worst in the league.
From 2005 to 2015 they were one of the better teams in the league.
But Andy Dalton couldn't win a playoff game. That boy crumbled like sawdust when he was in a playoff game.
Well, he did go to TCU so what else would you expect?

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Post by B-Tender » Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:31 pm

beagleboy wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:21 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:20 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:58 pm
Bengals the last decade are top half of the league in wins.

Considering where they were the previous 20 years, that's an impressive performance. In the 90's they were the worst in the league.
From 2005 to 2015 they were one of the better teams in the league.
But Andy Dalton couldn't win a playoff game. That boy crumbled like sawdust when he was in a playoff game.
Well, he did go to TCU so what else would you expect?
That he is a closted alcoholic?

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Post by beagleboy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:20 pm

B-Tender wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:31 pm
That he is a closted alcoholic?

Is that because of TCU or the fact he's a red head? Years of being hated by everyone in his life (including his own parents) routinely leads to serious psychological problems = self medication.

I'm afraid this might have just turned into an attack thread.

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