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I hear Pres Trump had his speech writers to do some editing. Not aggressive enough against Democrats. I think feelings are going to be hurt.


More importantly Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez looked gorgeous in white and I need to stalk her.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:38 am
Stapes wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:31 am I hear Pres Trump had his speech writers to do some editing. Not aggressive enough against Democrats. I think feelings are going to be hurt.


More importantly Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez looked gorgeous in white and I need to stalk her.
Pics? Preferably with her mouth closed
And without the Charley Manson eyes thing going on...
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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His tie is sticking out the bottom of his jacket
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just in case your wondering. Rick Perry is the Designated Survivor. What can go wrong.


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:lol:
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"Your family members were just killed by an illegal immigrant...please stand so we can clap and stare at you. Thank you!"



That shit is pretty bizarre....then they cheer for the border patrol guy like its a fraternity kegger.
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Thank you for being a prop.

Please stand.
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Would someone please fix Nancy Pelosi's dentures, that'd be great.
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How many abortions did you pay for Mr Trump?
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He lost the crowd
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Easily the most bestest State of the Union ever.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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CHEEZY17 wrote: I had to much to drink
uh huh
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Who wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:50 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: I had to much to drink
uh huh
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Nope. Aside from the awkward stumble regarding the investigation I thought he pretty much nailed it as far as these things go.
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Damn straight.
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captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:04 am How many abortions did you pay for Mr Trump?
Honest question. The guys a philandering pig.
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First, he forced the ladies in white to clap by announcing the female jobs numbers. Then he continually delivers applause lines that forced them to stand and clap as he ate it up. They hated every second and it was glorious. lolz.
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Stapes wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:31 am I hear Pres Trump had his speech writers to do some editing. Not aggressive enough against Democrats. I think feelings are going to be hurt.


More importantly Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez looked gorgeous in white and I need to stalk her.
She’s a bonafide retard.
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Charliesheen wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:20 am
Stapes wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:49 am Image
Damn straight.
Look it that hip sway. It’s not natural, you know. This isn’t a catwalk.
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lol...don't be jelly
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Quit yer bitchin'. She can take money from lobbyists or she can take it from that dirty Jew Ralph Lauren.
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