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Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:25 pm
by CaptQuint
You have been condemned to die and you have no appeals. You are offered a last meal the night before you are executed. The meal can cost no more than 100 US Dollars and you have 3 hours to eat before any remainder is removed from your cell and no alcohol is permitted. What do you order?
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:27 pm
by Homebrew
King crab legs and sweet tea.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:33 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Steak and lobster.
Oysters Rockefeller.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:37 pm
by Antknot
How will I be executed?
Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!
Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.
Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:42 pm
by HighNDry
A huge steak and loaded baked potato.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:45 pm
by AnalHamster
A bucket of KFC chicken skin. Just the skin. Chocolate milkshake to wash it down.
Not like you're gonna get indigestion.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:46 pm
by CaptQuint
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:37 pm
How will I be executed?
Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!
Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.
Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.
You will face a death by firing squad
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:47 pm
by AnalHamster
captquint wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:46 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:37 pm
How will I be executed?
Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!
Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.
Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.
You will face a death by firing squad
Same answer, brown pants.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:47 pm
by CaptQuint
HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:42 pm
A huge steak and loaded baked potato.
For me it's this or 2 pizzas and a 12 pack of coke, but then I couldn't decide on toppings
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:47 pm
by CaptQuint
analhamster wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:45 pm
A bucket of KFC chicken skin. Just the skin. Chocolate milkshake to wash it down.
Not like you're gonna get indigestion.
Nice
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:04 pm
by hawkfan8812
Pizza, crab legs, baked mac and cheese, pepsi and I guess burnt cream
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:16 pm
by Animal
Kiera Knightly's pussy.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:16 pm
by Blast
Hot wings with a black and blue ribeye steak sandwich, fries, a salad, and a huge banana split with a gallon of red bull on the side. Maybe I can eat myself to death before they take a shot.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:19 pm
by CaptQuint
Flumper wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:16 pm
Kiera Knightly's pussy.
Worth more than $100
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:37 pm
by beagleboy
Special fried rice with packets of soy sauce, sweet and sour and red pepper packets
Pork St Paul Sandwich (egg foo young sandwich with tomato, mayo and pickles)
Chocolate and banana milk shake
My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:39 pm
by CaptQuint
beagleboy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:37 pm
Special fried rice with packets of soy sauce, sweet and sour and red pepper packets
Pork St Paul Sandwich (egg foo young sandwich with tomato, mayo and pickles)
Chocolate and banana milk shake
My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)
Smurph's?
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:45 pm
by Reservoir Dog
beagleboy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:37 pm
My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)
KFC?
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:48 pm
by megman
beagleboy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:37 pm
My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)
Jack in the Box?
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:55 pm
by PimpDaddy
beagleboy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:37 pm
Special fried rice with packets of soy sauce, sweet and sour and red pepper packets
Pork St Paul Sandwich (egg foo young sandwich with tomato, mayo and pickles)
Chocolate and banana milk shake
My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)
Does Charlie Brown have a restaurant near you? Stewie from Family Guy?
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:56 pm
by Who
beagleboy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:37 pm
My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)
President Bone Spurs?
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:36 pm
by Antknot
captquint wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:46 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:37 pm
How will I be executed?
Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!
Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.
Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.
You will face a death by firing squad
Then foods with a lot of iron.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:42 pm
by CaptQuint
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:36 pm
captquint wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:46 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:37 pm
How will I be executed?
Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!
Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.
Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.
You will face a death by firing squad
Then foods with a lot of iron.
Lead
Re: Last meal
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:46 pm
by megman
Gunpowder. And gallons of nitro glycerin to wash it down.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:25 am
by Wut
A pizza from Vincent's in Forest Hills, PA, a steak, green beans with hollandaise sauce, a thick pork chop, a vanilla milk shake, and a hot fudge sundae. And a good Italian hoagie.
Re: Last meal
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:20 am
by kwebber
A yuge bowl of chili con carne with beans. And a loaf of garlic bread.