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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Jan 28, 2022 10:50 pm
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Oh My!!! You all know my afinity for the asian girls. Typical asian girl nipples also...long and dark.
What's your favorite Asian porn star's name? Mine is this Russian broad, Isabella Clark. She has enormous jugs too. I'll find a pic for you.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 12:40 am

What's your favorite Asian porn star's name? Mine is this Russian broad, Isabella Clark. She has enormous jugs too. I'll find a pic for you.
EDIT: Here she is!
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I’m a boob man myself but the problem with these ones is they’re too projectile, too un-natural. I have no issue with boob jobs but be realistic please.
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Paradox tits....they are both saggy AND perky

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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 12:39 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jan 28, 2022 10:36 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Fri Jan 28, 2022 6:57 pm Enough with the oversized blubber bewbs.
I happen to be a big fan of A and B cups. :thumbupleft:
I don't know what the point of A cup "tits" (so to speak) is. Can they really be considered tits at that level?
As my dad always said "more than a hand/mouth-ful is wasted!" Whatever, dude, you like 'em big, and I prefer 'em on the smaller side. That leaves more of one for the other of us. :D
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Gawd I absolutely hate mid sized firm perky bewbs. Please don't post any more....
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But I said I hate small perky firm tits. Lovin these huge bazongas.
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With apologies to Stapes, who won't approve of this girl because he's a racist.
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