As the Cohen testimony begins....

[stymiegreen]

[stymiegreen]

Repubs are already trying to postpone the hearing:

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1100774585526439936

[stymiegreen]

Objection repelled:

[CHEEZY17]

Let's hope this triggers either a backroom deal or reveals some significant information that forces Donny to not run again. Then it's Haley time!
Remember, you heard it here first.

[Stapes]

I'm having a hard time listening to Cohen's shitty New Yawk accent....it makes me want to throat punch someone.

[stymiegreen]

"He once asked me if I could name a single country run by a black person that wasn't a shithole"

[Charliesheen]

Anything new yet? We knew about the portrait. And that he screwed his subs, along with at least one pron star.

Yep, he’s not the nicest guy.

[stymiegreen]

Anything new yet? We knew about the portrait. And that he screwed his subs, along with at least one pron star.

Yep, he’s not the nicest guy.

No one expects any of this testimony to move your give-a-shit meter chuck. You've lowered your bar so far at this point its ten feet under ground. Congrats.

[stymiegreen]

To work with and prop up a known liar like Trump you turn yourself into a liar...but we can only accept testimony about Trump's lying from an honest witness!

#RepublicanLogic

[hawkfan8812]

"He once asked me if I could name a single country run by a black person that wasn't a shithole"

Was there one?

The United States of America comes to mind, for starters.

[Stapes]

I guess Republicans forget that to bring down an Organized Crime syndicate and their criminal leader your going to get testimony from guys on the inside who were also criminals. Mafiosa types don't surround themselves with angels who don't get their hands dirty. They know that of course but the holier-than-thou piety looks good for the boss.

[hawkfan8812]

"He once asked me if I could name a single country run by a black person that wasn't a shithole"

Was there one?

The United States of America comes to mind, for starters.

'That wasnt a shithole' is the key phrase

The Pacific Northwest is a paradise, you should visit sometime.

[AnalHamster]

Bad day for the trumpcucks with Cohen airing his dirty laundry and the chief snowflake kowtowing to Kim. I think the Cohen hearing should have been postponed until after the NK trip though, seems a bit irresponsible on the timing.

[stymiegreen]

I guess Republicans forget that to bring down an Organized Crime syndicate and their criminal leader your going to get testimony from guys on the inside who were also criminals. Mafiosa types don't surround themselves with angels who don't get their hands dirty. They know that of course but the holier-than-thou piety looks good for the boss.

Its like they are proposing that Trump is just some aw shucks victim here who magically consistently surrounds himself with liars who only have their own self-interest in mind and falsely claim Trump's a liar when he fires them because they're scorned. Yeah, OK. Sounds legit. Lulz.

[CHEEZY17]

Donny is probably rage eating Big Macs right now.

[CHEEZY17]

Teflon Don will survive this. Again.

Probably. I'm just tired of it all, though. I want President Haley sooner rather than later.

[hawkfan8812]

Teflon Don will survive this. Again.

Hard to count on a convicted perjurer.

[AnalHamster]

The republicans are incessantly attacking his credibility, but they aren't attacking the actual allegations he's making. That's pretty revealing.

[stymiegreen]

I hope Trump gives a reach-around to all of these fake tough-guy Republicans who are grandstanding on his behalf. The false righteousness is deafening.

[Who]

"He once asked me if I could name a single country run by a black person that wasn't a shithole"

Was there one?

Which shithole country are you from?

[QillerDaemon]

Liars who lie and all the lying liars who lie around lying.

[AnalHamster]

Trump hailed the great leader on day 1. It wasn't him

[AnalHamster]

Pretty much just confirmed the stuff already reported based on confidential sources. Since Mueller has the evidence already it didn't really change much. Trump defrauded his own charity, and is individual 1 in the Cohen indictment, the evidence for conviction is there and already in the possession of investigators. Really the only question is whether he gets impeached and indicted from office or just indicted when he leaves office. As before the Cohen open testimony that will still depend on the Mueller report and how successful trump's sham AG installed solely to suppress it actually is at suppressing it. And he will not be successful at his primary job description of suppressing the report, too many people who are actual patriots will have access.

[stymiegreen]

So was the testimony from a convicted liar as orgasmic for you libcucks as youve hoped it would be?

Here's NPCbiker to repeat the party line...who'da thunk it? Lulz.

It was kinda awkward watching the Repubs trying to pretend Cohen just lied and scammed in a vaccuum like Trump had absolutely nothing to do with any of it. Yeah I mean Cohen wa just another rogue disgruntled Trump employee with an axe to grind. They, like Trump, tried in vain to glaringly and brazenly insult the shit out of everyone's intelligence by pissing down everyone's back and telling them it's raining. I doubt anyone expects anything less at this point.

[AnalHamster]

It was pretty funny to watch all the republicans get on their moral high unicorn over cohen telling the exact same lies that trump did and still does.