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i think the sculptor saw a piece of limestone he liked, but he really craved the granite.
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Antknot wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 10:27 pm
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:23 am Image
Holy fuck
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necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:39 am
Holy fuck
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:23 am Image
Did you move to Japan?
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BigChiefin wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:25 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:23 am
Did you move to Japan?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BigChiefin wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:25 pm

Did you move to Japan?
That's literally just what my vagina looks like. Don't body shame me.!!1
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The black triangle seems to be pointing, saying" this is the point of interest".
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Damn straight it is.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:39 am
Holy fuck
I know, I'm shockingly pale :cry: I almost bought a tanning package, but it's finally getting warmer by me.
You've seen how white my wife is. This is hot.
ALL liberals are racist/NAZIS. That's my starting point.
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rule34 wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 2:06 pm The black triangle seems to be pointing, saying" this is the point of interest".
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 2:22 pm Damn straight it is.
:lol: :lol:
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necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:39 am
Holy fuck
I know, I'm shockingly pale :cry: I almost bought a tanning package, but it's finally getting warmer by me.
You've seen how white my wife is. This is hot.
She can pull it off, she's got the blonde hair. I deal with some weird circulation- when I'm cold i get what I call ET skin lol. It gets like splotchy and kind of purple!! I must get a tan. Yesterday I had a dress on shortly but got too damn cold! Idk when these "hot flashes" are to begin..... im cold all the fucking time!!
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:16 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:39 am
Holy fuck
I know, I'm shockingly pale :cry: I almost bought a tanning package, but it's finally getting warmer by me.
You've seen how white my wife is. This is hot.
She can pull it off, she's got the blonde hair. I deal with some weird circulation- when I'm cold i get what I call ET skin lol. It gets like splotchy and kind of purple!! I must get a tan. Yesterday I had a dress on shortly but got too damn cold! Idk when these "hot flashes" are to begin..... im cold all the fucking time!!
You sound like my wife. You're hot. I didn't stutter. I'm not blind. Stop being hard on your hot self.
ALL liberals are racist/NAZIS. That's my starting point.
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necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:18 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:16 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:39 am
Holy fuck
I know, I'm shockingly pale :cry: I almost bought a tanning package, but it's finally getting warmer by me.
You've seen how white my wife is. This is hot.
She can pull it off, she's got the blonde hair. I deal with some weird circulation- when I'm cold i get what I call ET skin lol. It gets like splotchy and kind of purple!! I must get a tan. Yesterday I had a dress on shortly but got too damn cold! Idk when these "hot flashes" are to begin..... im cold all the fucking time!!
You sound like my wife. You're hot. I didn't stutter. I'm not blind. Stop being hard on your hot self.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:23 am img]
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:23 am img]
.....Go on....
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:23 am img]
I didn't know you were Japanese.
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What's another name for a Japanese sex doll?




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stonedmegman wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 6:02 pm I didn't know you were Japanese.
Oh shit :lol: it does look like it :lol:
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