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Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:16 pm
by B-Tender
Daniel Kahneman says that when you experience a surprise the correct takeaway is not to assume that event will happen again; it’s to accept that the world is surprising.
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:17 pm
by Reservoir Dog
I'm surprised by that.
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:17 pm
by B-Tender
"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
Benjamin Franklin
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:19 pm
by B-Tender
We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy, you are skinny, aren't you?' I said: 'Honey, I'd like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'
Lou Holtz
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:24 pm
by B-Tender
A government that supports Peter, to pay Paul, can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:26 pm
by B-Tender
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:26 pm
by woohooguy
My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back - Francis Picabia
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:28 pm
by B-Tender
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:14 pm
by FSchmertz
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:21 pm
by FSchmertz
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Mark Twain
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:32 pm
by FSchmertz
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:37 pm
by FSchmertz
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either’. Ricky Gervais
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:38 pm
by QillerDaemon
See my signature line.
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:40 pm
by FSchmertz
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. Tina Fey
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:35 am
by HighNDry
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:34 am
by B-Tender
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:34 am
by Charliesheen
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:35 am
by Charliesheen
“They brought their fuckin’ toys!”
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:36 am
by B-Tender
Many people die at 25, and aren't buried until 75.
Ben Franklin
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:12 am
by CHEEZY17
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:05 am
by Biker
Time is a flat circle
Rust Cohle
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:36 am
by megman
I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong but I'm always right.
~ Samuel L. Goldwyn
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:47 am
by B-Tender
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:17 pm
I'm surprised by that.
I missed this! Nice one.
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:49 am
by B-Tender
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:35 am
“They brought their fuckin’ toys!”
Slapshot Nice.
Re: Post a quote
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:33 am
by Whackov
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker- John McClane