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I haven't grown pot in 40 years, and when we did it was just outdoors and usually in the bush.

I'm going to keep a grow diary here for the seeds I started Apr 26 and do regular updates as they progress.

Any tips or pointers would be helpful as I'm just winging it here all over again.

This was when they pop through April 28.
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This is April 29 with an LED grow bulb I have.
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criminals are funny.
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:46 am criminals are funny.
They are! Good thing pot is legal in Canada. :canada:
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:41 am Ooooh fun!! Next time I get going In doing these little seed pod guys. I'm excited for you!!
They make life so much easier.

They'll go into 2" peat pots in a couple weeks. The final plant I'm putting 4 in big buckets and one right in the ground.

We'll see which ones hit 8-10' first. :smokingweed:
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megman wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:47 am
Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:46 am criminals are funny.
They are! Good thing pot is legal in Canada. :canada:
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Uppity Texans are funny.
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:55 am
megman wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:47 am
Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:46 am criminals are funny.
They are! Good thing pot is legal in Canada. :canada:
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:46 am criminals are funny.
It just occurred to me you're right. I am a criminal.

I'm allowed to grow 4 plants for my person and I've germinated 5 seeds. LOCK ME UP!!!
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:55 am
megman wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:47 am
Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:46 am criminals are funny.
They are! Good thing pot is legal in Canada. :canada:
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Gateway to menthol cigarettes for me.
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My buddy grows his plants in whisky barrel planters. This way he can move them around for maximum sunlight. His plants get enormous.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 2:41 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 2:00 pm My buddy grows his plants in whisky barrel planters. This way he can move them around for maximum sunlight. His plants get enormous.
A few years ago I had a few that I ended up putting in Home Depot buckets that I drilled holes in and moved them around. They got pretty big, then I got horrifically paranoid and murdered them.
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You’re doing it wrong
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Leds off the bat will make them reach and stretch out when you want them building a good root mass and getting thick. I’d start with fluoros a few mm’s from the top of the plant and maintain that distance until you’ve got a cabbage sized plant. Then you can use your shitty leds to get them stretching out and looking like shit.
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It became legal to grow here in Michigan and my buddy (who says he doesn't/can't smoke it-drug testing) grew about 10 plants of one type and 10 of another outside. I swear when they got big I could smell them say 100 yards away. When I got out back to where the barn /plants are I hollered to him "jesus,I could smell that shit as soon as I turned into your driveway". He blew up at me "why the fuck are you advertising it blah blah blah". I told him "it must be pretty good stuff,you haven't even smoked any of it yet and it's already made you paranoid". There's been a few times I think he's smoked it because he gets "sqirrelyer" than usual.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:09 pm You’re doing it wrong
There's a wrong way?
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:15 pm Leds off the bat will make them reach and stretch out when you want them building a good root mass and getting thick. I’d start with fluoros a few mm’s from the top of the plant and maintain that distance until you’ve got a cabbage sized plant. Then you can use your shitty leds to get them stretching out and looking like shit.
I'm just having fun with it. I'm sure once they get out into the fresh air they will be fine.
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megman wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:24 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:15 pm Leds off the bat will make them reach and stretch out when you want them building a good root mass and getting thick. I’d start with fluoros a few mm’s from the top of the plant and maintain that distance until you’ve got a cabbage sized plant. Then you can use your shitty leds to get them stretching out and looking like shit.
I'm just having fun with it. I'm sure once they get out into the fresh air they will be fine.
Yeah I’m sure.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:57 am
megman wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:24 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:15 pm Leds off the bat will make them reach and stretch out when you want them building a good root mass and getting thick. I’d start with fluoros a few mm’s from the top of the plant and maintain that distance until you’ve got a cabbage sized plant. Then you can use your shitty leds to get them stretching out and looking like shit.
I'm just having fun with it. I'm sure once they get out into the fresh air they will be fine.
Yeah I’m sure.
you are wasting your time trying to help that ungrateful prick.
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Animal wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 4:08 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:57 am
megman wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:24 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:15 pm Leds off the bat will make them reach and stretch out when you want them building a good root mass and getting thick. I’d start with fluoros a few mm’s from the top of the plant and maintain that distance until you’ve got a cabbage sized plant. Then you can use your shitty leds to get them stretching out and looking like shit.
I'm just having fun with it. I'm sure once they get out into the fresh air they will be fine.
Yeah I’m sure.
you are wasting your time trying to help that ungrateful prick.
Please elaborate on "ungrateful".
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:55 am
megman wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:47 am
Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:46 am criminals are funny.
They are! Good thing pot is legal in Canada. :canada:
enjoy your life with heroin.
Alot of the time at work everyone except boss Bob (a.k.a. "the sack"') smoked dope. Boss Bob actually thought that people would have the urge to jump off buildings into glasses of water after they got high off weed. One time I forgot and left my pipe in the ashtray of the shop truck and for some reason he opened the ashtray and found it. He asked another guy about it. It was an aluminum pipe I made and it had a choke hole on the end,so boss Bob asked the guy if I was using it to snort cocaine because of that hole going all the way thru it. He was pretty cool about it,he just gave it back to me and said don't leave that shit in the truck. After that every now and then they'd tell me that the cops came there while I was out making a delivery/pick up and that they wanted to search the truck when I get back to the shop. Just to fuck with me.
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Biker wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 10:10 pm Image
So I'm guessing you're having an issue with your guy.
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necronomous wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 10:14 pm
Biker wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 10:10 pm Image
So I'm guessing you're having an issue with your guy.
Nah, just found it on my feed and chuckled
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Biker wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 10:16 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 10:14 pm
Biker wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 10:10 pm Image
So I'm guessing you're having an issue with your guy.
Nah, just found it on my feed and chuckled
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