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Name the places or locations that you have had sex outside of the bedroom. For instance, DP had this thing for cemeteries and Disco had her hot tub showroom romp.

Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.

In a boat back in some cove on the lake.
On the trampoline in the back yard.
In some random farmers hay field.
I'm sure there's more.

Kitchen, dining room, living room, guest rooms, bathrooms, parks, pools, ocean, beach, cars, changing rooms, hot tub, leaning over the car in the drive way.

Perverts







Oh,and in the cab of the tractor and combine.

Also on a tractor with no cab. Much easier.

Church

There is a concrete chess board table set up on the beach of a Toronto beach. A bit out of the way from the parking lot.
Me and a buddy were talking about it and decided we wanted to bang our gfs on the chess board.
I was driving by some cold winter night and told the gf we had to make a quick detour.
Out to the chess board. Pants to the knees (it was fricken cold) and check mate.

Stapes wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm The back alley behind a soup kitchen

Dude. stop.

College baseball dugout.

In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.

In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.

I fapped at work once. Same place had oral secks with the bosses daughter. Ex-Marine. He would have beaten me to a pulp.

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 7:30 pm I fapped at work once. Same place had oral secks with the bosses daughter. Ex-Marine. He would have beaten me to a pulp.

Damn near every room of the gf's house. Under the deck at the cabin, on a pier, next to the fire pit, in her car, and the garage one night. In the parking lot of a boat ramp, in the garage with the door open behind the snow mobile, on the snow mobile, in front of the fire places, with the ex wide; back of the car on camp Lejeune on ETA 2 broad daylight, in a clearing of the woods at the college we met. I'm forgetting some stuff I'm sure.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm

DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.

A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.

needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.

Animal wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm

DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.

A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.

needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.

Animal wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm

DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.

A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.

needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.

I hear it's a Texas thing. Some sort of "rite of passage" when you get your first kill.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm

DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.

A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.

This was prior to getting married.
One ex was willing to do anything, anywhere.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.

Please continue

Dammit

Don't learn do you?

rule34 wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 12:20 am Don't learn do you?

I said Please. What- Pretty please (with something sugary on top)?

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 11:43 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.

Please continue

HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.

Talk slower.......

Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. Nada

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:46 am

HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.

Talk slower.......

Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. Nada

Grinder is that way--------->>>>

But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.

There is something seriously wrong with you.