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Biker wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:54 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:48 pm https://tastecooking.com/new-jersey-slo ... -joe-know/
It’s a triple decker sandwich—cold deli meat and cheese on dense rye bread—glued together with coleslaw and Russian dressing.
Huh, I live here and never heard of it. I thought the sloppy joe was the same thing everywhere. The ultimate "don't eat while driving" sandwich. :?
I thought Scrapple was the reginal junk food there?
Probably South Jersey, since everything PA/Philly is also going to be there.

(sounds like it was originally Amish/Pennsylvania Dutch)

P.S. We also kinda share Pork Roll with the Philly area, though they don't know it by its proper name, Taylor Ham.
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What's strange about a butter burger?
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Blast wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:25 pm What's strange about a butter burger?
Sounds like a sex position for fat people.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:28 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:25 pm What's strange about a butter burger?
Sounds like a sex position for fat people.
i suspect that's what he was alluding to.
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Biker wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:03 pm
Antknot wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:39 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:06 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 5:57 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 5:51 pm The sriracha guy almost had to move his plant. Fumes were driving the neighbors nutz.
i watched a show about making Tobasco sauce? I still remember the guy's that worked in the plant having to deal with the fumes. blinding.
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You ever tour the treatment plant?
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One of the things I had to do as part of my graduate research was travel to a sewage treatment facility to collect "liquor" (untreated sewage) to bring back to the lab :shifty:

P.S. It was a really nice one, with a gym and analytical lab and nice rooms though
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disco wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:31 am I fucking refuse to believe whatever the fuck that is for NJ.
Yeah, that's not what I think when I hear "Sloppy Joes"
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you can't rename something Canadards do and call it your state's thing.
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disco wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:48 am
FSchmertz wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:47 am
disco wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:31 am I fucking refuse to believe whatever the fuck that is for NJ.
Yeah, that's not what I think when I hear "Sloppy Joes"
Dude, disco fries.
https://www.saveur.com/new-jersey-disco-fries/

Apparently called that because they were the preferred junk food of the disco era?

Did you get your nick here somehow from them?

P.S. Looks like a classic "heart attack on a plate" to me :lol:

P.P.S. And I eat at the Tick Tock Diner relatively regularly, though I go to the Pompton Queen even more often
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There is nothing weird about bierocks or rocky mountain oysters.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:30 pm I'm a Just Chili California Hot Sauce fan myself ever since discovering Hodads. B-Tender might know what I am talking about.
Yep, I like it on my fish tacos especially.
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Biker wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:06 pm Image
How about Yellowstone for Montana?
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JackCoughsALot wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:35 pm
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How about Yellowstone for Montana?
How about "In the Heat of the Night" for Mississippi?
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how about I Married My Cousin for Arkansas?
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How about "I Married My Sister" for Texas?
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Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Biker wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:30 pm Image
Souse is worse than livermush.and weirder.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Why would it be when its a study of American stats?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
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Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
Good. Keep it that way.
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Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
Who needs a map. They watch McKenzie Brothers movies and listen to Justin Bieber. Enough said.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:51 pm How about "I Married My Sister" for Texas?
Wouldn't it be "I Married My SisterAunt"?
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