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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:37 pm
A Garbage Plate, according to a 2010 archive of the restaurant's official website, starts "with a base of any combination of home fries, macaroni salad, baked beans, or french fries topped by your choice of meats and dressed to your liking with spicy mustard, chopped onions, and our signature Nick Tahou's hot sauce. Each plate comes with two thick slices of fresh Italian bread and butter.
EFMN is having his diabetic shaking right now
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:48 pm https://tastecooking.com/new-jersey-slo ... -joe-know/
It’s a triple decker sandwich—cold deli meat and cheese on dense rye bread—glued together with coleslaw and Russian dressing.
Huh, I live here and never heard of it. I thought the sloppy joe was the same thing everywhere. The ultimate "don't eat while driving" sandwich. :?
I thought Scrapple was the reginal junk food there?
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Biker wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:54 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:48 pm https://tastecooking.com/new-jersey-slo ... -joe-know/
It’s a triple decker sandwich—cold deli meat and cheese on dense rye bread—glued together with coleslaw and Russian dressing.
Huh, I live here and never heard of it. I thought the sloppy joe was the same thing everywhere. The ultimate "don't eat while driving" sandwich. :?
I thought Scrapple was the reginal junk food there?
Probably South Jersey, since everything PA/Philly is also going to be there.

(sounds like it was originally Amish/Pennsylvania Dutch)

P.S. We also kinda share Pork Roll with the Philly area, though they don't know it by its proper name, Taylor Ham.
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What's strange about a butter burger?
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Blast wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:25 pm What's strange about a butter burger?
Sounds like a sex position for fat people.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:28 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:25 pm What's strange about a butter burger?
Sounds like a sex position for fat people.
i suspect that's what he was alluding to.
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Biker wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:03 pm
Antknot wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:39 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:06 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 5:57 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 5:51 pm The sriracha guy almost had to move his plant. Fumes were driving the neighbors nutz.
i watched a show about making Tobasco sauce? I still remember the guy's that worked in the plant having to deal with the fumes. blinding.
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You ever tour the treatment plant?
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One of the things I had to do as part of my graduate research was travel to a sewage treatment facility to collect "liquor" (untreated sewage) to bring back to the lab :shifty:

P.S. It was a really nice one, with a gym and analytical lab and nice rooms though
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disco wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:31 am I fucking refuse to believe whatever the fuck that is for NJ.
Yeah, that's not what I think when I hear "Sloppy Joes"
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you can't rename something Canadards do and call it your state's thing.
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disco wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:48 am
FSchmertz wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:47 am
disco wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:31 am I fucking refuse to believe whatever the fuck that is for NJ.
Yeah, that's not what I think when I hear "Sloppy Joes"
Dude, disco fries.
https://www.saveur.com/new-jersey-disco-fries/

Apparently called that because they were the preferred junk food of the disco era?

Did you get your nick here somehow from them?

P.S. Looks like a classic "heart attack on a plate" to me :lol:

P.P.S. And I eat at the Tick Tock Diner relatively regularly, though I go to the Pompton Queen even more often
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There is nothing weird about bierocks or rocky mountain oysters.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:30 pm I'm a Just Chili California Hot Sauce fan myself ever since discovering Hodads. B-Tender might know what I am talking about.
Yep, I like it on my fish tacos especially.
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:48 pm https://tastecooking.com/new-jersey-slo ... -joe-know/
It’s a triple decker sandwich—cold deli meat and cheese on dense rye bread—glued together with coleslaw and Russian dressing.
Huh, I live here and never heard of it. I thought the sloppy joe was the same thing everywhere. The ultimate "don't eat while driving" sandwich. :?
Sloppy Joe sandwiches are wonderful. Its been a thing in my parts for at least 40 years.
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Biker wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:06 pm Image
How about Yellowstone for Montana?
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JackCoughsALot wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:35 pm
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How about Yellowstone for Montana?
How about "In the Heat of the Night" for Mississippi?
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how about I Married My Cousin for Arkansas?
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How about "I Married My Sister" for Texas?
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Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Why would it be when its a study of American stats?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
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