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Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
If Letterkenny didn't exist, Canada would have no use at all.
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disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
HAHA that's not the burn you think it is. This is like a mentally handicapped person running around thinking he knows what's going on, and everyone just points and laughs as we placate them so they don't feel so bad about their insignificance.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
Oh please. The only reason Canada is a country is that we allow it, because you amuse us with your childlike hillbilly ways. Canada is the W/CTC of countries.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:29 pm The only reason Canada is a country is that we allow it
If I recall... you LOST a war. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:11 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
It's a joke, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist

What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
If it makes you feel any better, send us a case of maple syrup and you can have Chicago.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:14 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist

What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
If it makes you feel any better, send us a case of maple syrup and you can have Chicago.
Throw in DC and he might agree.
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Antknot wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:19 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:14 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist

What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
If it makes you feel any better, send us a case of maple syrup and you can have Chicago.
Throw in DC and he might agree.
Nah. Chicago is good enough. Didn't you hear? Everybody there thinks they are Jeopardy champions because they watch it on TV.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:25 am
Antknot wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:19 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:14 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm

Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist

What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
If it makes you feel any better, send us a case of maple syrup and you can have Chicago.
Throw in DC and he might agree.
Nah. Chicago is good enough. Didn't you hear? Everybody there thinks they are Jeopardy champions because they watch it on TV.
Not really, but I bet 100% of us could beat that tranny.
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Re: Map Porn

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:14 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist

What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
If it makes you feel any better, send us a case of maple syrup and you can have Chicago.
Bitch, please. We'd have to pay them to take your shitty little hamlet of Kerrville.

You know, as stupid as you usually sound -- and holy fuck, do you usually sound stupid -- you're at your stupidest when you talk shit about Chicago while living in your shitty, everything-closes-at-nine, pissant, redneck, inbred, hayseed, white-trash, Confederate flag truck-drivin', hillbilly-ass village.
Welcome to Kerrville, where men are men and sheep are scared.
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disco wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 1:23 am Geography smack never gets old.
:lol: He sure gets defensive about shit hole Chicago.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 1:27 am
disco wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 1:23 am Geography smack never gets old.
:lol: He sure gets defensive about shit hole Chicago.
Defensive? No. Just incredulous that you, a cretin who ch̶o̶o̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ has no options in life other than to live in Kerrville, Texas, of all the Godforsaken places on Earth, can muster the audacity to shit-talk any other place not called Syria, California, Venezuela, or Canada.

I mean, if literally anyone else on this board -- Canadians being the exception -- had something derogatory to say about Chicago, that's fine. They might be in a position to do so. But you're stuck in Kerrville, Texas. Yout little village is essentially a huge open-air DMV office. It's Las Vegas for the toothless. If you suddenly became homeless, literally nothing would change. The only place in America where the populace takes daily turns being mayor, and only occasionally is one of them better at it than our mayor Beetlejuice.
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:lol:
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
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:lol:
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Biker wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2022 5:30 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm
disco wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:07 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:15 pm Notice Canada isn't even on there. Hint
Because nobody ever thinks about Canada. Hell, half the time I forget they even exist
What's a "canada"?
HAHA. Its not the burn you think it is. We love that we are essentially over looked by the Americans. And that you think we all envy The American Way. Ignorance is a national pride in your country. Half of you love a guy that cant tell the truth if it kicked him in the pussy and the other guy is on life support.
We think about you all the time! Its like having a retarded gangster neighbour that has no regard for anyone but themselves. You have to keep one eye on them at all times.
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:lol:
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so, wait. 60% of Canadards can't afford groceries?
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:roll:
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i am assuming abortion is legal in italy?
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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 4:39 pm Image
Fun facts- That section of Northern Spain in red is called the Principality of Asturias (Yes, I had to Google it). According to Wiki:"According to the 2020 census, the region has a population of 1,018,784 which constitutes 2.1% of the population of Spain, with the population density numbering 96 people per square kilometre.

Asturian population has the highest mortality rate in Spain and the lowest total fertility rate (1.03), the lowest in the European Union.[17]

Immigration is not as high as in other Spanish regions as immigrants only represent, according to the 2017 census, 3.65% of population."
Northern Ireland has some of the highest fertility rates in Europe. But, did you know that Ireland is probably the only country on Earth that has a lower population today than it did 170 years ago. I didn't have to Google that.
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Biker wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 3:33 pm Image
Norway, Sweden, Finland look like a two headed penis with testicles.
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necronomous wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:21 pmNorway, Sweden, Finland look like a two headed penis with testicles.
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