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Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:00 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:41 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:13 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:07 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:37 am Illinois won't be Holt Cat for long.
What's the story there?
they are moving their headquarters to DFW. Irving to be exact.
Following a crowded field. Don't even know why that map has DP. Can you imagine the Texas Fortune 500 companies ahead of it.
Texas is famous for having the original Dr Pepper plant. The one in Dublin, Tx still makes Dr Pepper with sugar cane sugar, which is supposed to be a big deal to go there and get.
I checked, it's available to order on Amazon.
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 3:16 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:00 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:41 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:13 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:07 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:37 am Illinois won't be Holt Cat for long.
What's the story there?
they are moving their headquarters to DFW. Irving to be exact.
Following a crowded field. Don't even know why that map has DP. Can you imagine the Texas Fortune 500 companies ahead of it.
Texas is famous for having the original Dr Pepper plant. The one in Dublin, Tx still makes Dr Pepper with sugar cane sugar, which is supposed to be a big deal to go there and get.
I checked, it's available to order on Amazon.
I would probably make sure that its still made with cane sugar before ordering. That may just be a rumor now.
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I've seen one thing pretty interesting the last couple of months commuting back home at the end of the week. I travel East on 1-10 maybe 3 hours and frequently keep seeing many of those car carriers that can hold 9 vehicles or something or a dooly hauling a trailer with 3-4. They are hauling all kinds of used vehicles. I've seen every kind from a 1950's Ford truck to sport cars and everything in between. Almost everyone of the vehicles is carrying California plates. All I can think is that because of the population decrease there, they are shipping excess to used car lots in the Austin/San Antonio/Houston areas. And that's only 3 hours out of a whole week.
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Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 3:19 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 3:16 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:00 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:41 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:13 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:07 am

What's the story there?
they are moving their headquarters to DFW. Irving to be exact.
Following a crowded field. Don't even know why that map has DP. Can you imagine the Texas Fortune 500 companies ahead of it.
Texas is famous for having the original Dr Pepper plant. The one in Dublin, Tx still makes Dr Pepper with sugar cane sugar, which is supposed to be a big deal to go there and get.
I checked, it's available to order on Amazon.
I would probably make sure that its still made with cane sugar before ordering. That may just be a rumor now.
They say it might also be made with beet sugar (both 99.95% sucrose). In baking cane vs beet can make a difference apparently. Did a search and there's nothing indicating it makes any difference in sodas.

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Biker wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:03 pm
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Wait, I thought Biden restored our position in world affairs? This can't be right
The UN is pretty much the most useless entity ever created. All talk, no action. We shouldn't give them a dime and we should tell them to move their HQ elsewhere.
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That's crazy!
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BigChiefin wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 8:46 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:03 pm
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Wait, I thought Biden restored our position in world affairs? This can't be right
The UN is pretty much the most useless entity ever created. All talk, no action. We shouldn't give them a dime and we should tell them to move their HQ elsewhere.
We should be charging them rent. I don't understand why we don't.
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squirt wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:24 pmThat's crazy!
You never realize how friggin huge and full of people Manhattan & NYC is until you do something like take a bus to the terminal and step outside. And then look up...and up...and WAY up!

So many people living on top of each other! :shocked:

P.S. And yet, the actual "island" seems kinda small to me

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FSchmertz wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:59 pm
squirt wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:24 pmThat's crazy!
You never realize how friggin huge and full of people Manhattan & NYC is until you do something like take a bus to the terminal and step outside. And then look up...and up...and WAY up!

So many people living on top of each other! :shocked:

P.S. And yet, the actual "island" seems kinda small to me

P.P.S. And I nominate squirt's avatar as the second best ever, if not the actual best :D
I love my avatar! Yours always mesmerizes me. And to this day, I have no idea who that is. Lol
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Deathproof wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:35 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 8:46 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:03 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:06 pm Image
Wait, I thought Biden restored our position in world affairs? This can't be right
The UN is pretty much the most useless entity ever created. All talk, no action. We shouldn't give them a dime and we should tell them to move their HQ elsewhere.
We should be charging them rent. I don't understand why we don't.
Yes to all that.
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squirt wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:35 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:59 pm
squirt wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:24 pmThat's crazy!
You never realize how friggin huge and full of people Manhattan & NYC is until you do something like take a bus to the terminal and step outside. And then look up...and up...and WAY up!

So many people living on top of each other! :shocked:

P.S. And yet, the actual "island" seems kinda small to me

P.P.S. And I nominate squirt's avatar as the second best ever, if not the actual best :D
I love my avatar! Yours always mesmerizes me. And to this day, I have no idea who that is. Lol
Yours is like a work of art from a great animator.

Mine is a French singer/dancer named Alizee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliz%C3%A9e
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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:48 am
squirt wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:35 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:59 pm
squirt wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:24 pmThat's crazy!
You never realize how friggin huge and full of people Manhattan & NYC is until you do something like take a bus to the terminal and step outside. And then look up...and up...and WAY up!

So many people living on top of each other! :shocked:

P.S. And yet, the actual "island" seems kinda small to me

P.P.S. And I nominate squirt's avatar as the second best ever, if not the actual best :D
I love my avatar! Yours always mesmerizes me. And to this day, I have no idea who that is. Lol
Yours is like a work of art from a great animator.

Mine is a French singer/dancer named Alizee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliz%C3%A9e
Now that you posted that, I think I remember seeing that wiki link. :doh:
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:00 am Image
Best make sure your waders are in good nick.
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we could use about twice that much rain in texas right now.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:00 am Image
I guess 6" is a lot for you
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Biker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:57 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:00 am Image
I guess 6" is a lot for you
I have worked with less :sexualvlick:
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:lol:
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At least Ireland and Turkey have it right

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Biker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 3:06 pm At least Ireland and Turkey have it right

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And nobody noticed the Vatican :shocked: :shocked:
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A map y'all will actually find useful! All the NSFW subs on reddit.

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That porn map is insane.
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