Four men arrested for ‘raping’ Bengal monitor lizard in western India

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Four men arrested for ‘raping’ Bengal monitor lizard in western India

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Four men have been arrested after one of the accused’s phones was discovered to contain a video of them gang-raping a Bengal monitor lizard at the Sahydari Tiger Reserve in Maharashthra, India.
CCTV footage from the Maharashtra Forest Department showed the four men lurking around the forest and trespassing into the Sahyadri Tiger Reserve, which was created by the Indian government in 2008 to conserve Bengal tigers.

In addition to the video of the men sexually abusing the monitor lizard, officials also found photos of various animals such as porcupines and deer on the mens’ phones.

Bengal monitor lizards can grow up to five and a half feet long and weigh almost 16 pounds. They are currently categorized as reserve species under the Wildlife Protection Act of 1972.
Forest guards initially only caught one of the accused, while the others fled. The remaining three were later found in Hativ village in the Ratnagiri district of Maharashtra. Officials said the men came to Kolhapur’s Chandoli village from Konkan to hunt.

The four hunters have been identified as Sandeep Tukram, Pawar Mangesh, Janardhan Kamtekar and Akshay Sunil.

The case was taken to the Indian Penal Court to discuss proper legal action and charges against the four men. According to the Indian Penal Code, Section 377 states that anyone who voluntarily commits intercourse with an animal “shall be punished with imprisonment for life, or with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to ten years, and shall also be liable to fine.
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Well that explains where CQ and AH have been.
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You want lizard people? This is how you get lizard people dammit
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The lizard's name was Monitor Lewinsky.
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That's cold blooded.
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This explains why Stapes was out buying a Monitor Lizard costume.
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Worst translation of “Lot Lizzard” ever.
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Was it a male monitor lizard, or a female monitor lizard? Cuz, ya know... there's one way there that's definitely gay.
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is it really considered rape?
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pork wrote: Fri Apr 15, 2022 11:23 pm is it really considered rape?
The lizard didn't say "No."
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I’m sure the lizard wanted it
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Not that I'm feeling any special mercy for what these guys did, but...

These guys may go to prison for sexually assaulting an animal, and according to Indian national law, may spend the rest of their lives in prison (and an Indian prison at that). So they'll be surrounded by many others also spending the rest of their lives in prison. Prisoners who will discuss their crimes. And align themselves with the prison pecking order.

"I raped a bunch of nursing school students!" "I did major drug trafficking!" "I burnt down a whole neighborhood on purpose!" "I tortured and murdered a nice family!" "I spied on India for Pakistan!" "I ran a huge criminal organization!"

"So what did you guys do?..." "We raped a Bengal monitor lizard..."

I don't see that going well for their lives in prison. And Indian prison, was that mentioned?

Reminds me of that song "Alice's Restaurant", when he lands in jail with father rapers and mother stabbers, and he's a litterbug. :lol:
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Security cameras caught this footage

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