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Blazing Saddles.
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Gone with the Wind.
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Natural Born Killers.
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American Psycho.
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Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:38 pm Blazing Saddles.
This is the only correct answer.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 5:05 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:51 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:38 pm Blazing Saddles.
This is the only correct answer.
Hold my beer.

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Not a movie, but some episodes of The Office would definitely not be made today.
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Tropic thunder


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We should try and put clips in with the name
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:51 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:38 pm Blazing Saddles.
This is the only correct answer.
Still one of the greatest movies ever made
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Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:38 pm Blazing Saddles.
I was going to say this but what about Django Unchained? Not as silly but just as racial, no?
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Burn1dwn wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 6:58 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:38 pm Blazing Saddles.
I was going to say this but what about Django Unchained? Not as silly but just as racial, no?
Django unchained was a terrible movie, in my opinion. it was just racist for the sake of being racist. I couldn't watch it.
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Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:17 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 6:58 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:38 pm Blazing Saddles.
I was going to say this but what about Django Unchained? Not as silly but just as racial, no?
Django unchained was a terrible movie, in my opinion. it was just racist for the sake of being racist. I couldn't watch it.
I take it you've never seen Mandingo. No way that ever gets made today. Spoiler alert. The Massa kills the uppity slave by pitchforking him into a cauldron of burning oil. The white women wept.
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The Jazz Singer
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To Kill a Mockingbird?
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Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Roots
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I would like to see the Little Rascals made into a prime time 30 minute sitcom like Seinfeld.
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Wedding crashes
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Animal wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:45 pm I would like to see the Little Rascals made into a prime time 30 minute sitcom like Seinfeld.
I remember one where someone gave Buckwheat a brass lamp and told him he could rub it and make a wish for anything he wanted. Anything.

He rubs it and repeats "I wish I had a watermelon. I wish I had a watermelon". Then later he's rubbing it and says, "I wish I had some fried chicken"
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Mclintok, where he spanks his wife with an ash shovel
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