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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:01 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 6:59 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 2:01 pm15.
Wtheck??
i approached this as more of an all you can eat buffet and I was going through the line deciding what I would put on my plate and what I would not. While, I have eaten grapefruit, I would not prefer grapefruit over any other choice of fruit. So, grapefruit would not go on my plate. Etc.
Decided to not follow the rules.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:05 pm Oh yeah well I could see that. Grapefruit is gross. I change my number to 5 you guys
Would you care for any of the cottage cheese, ma'am?
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Mmm pineapple rings in cottage cheese brings me back
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Jello salads, the kind with cottage cheese that look like pockets of pus. No thanks.
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Shouldn't Pimento Cheese be on the list?
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:05 pm Oh yeah well I could see that. Grapefruit is gross. I change my number to 5 you guys
Would you care for any of the cottage cheese, ma'am?
Goddammit is that on the list? I can't read.

6. What the fuck is cottage cheese anyway? Its like curdly wet milk water.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:05 pm Oh yeah well I could see that. Grapefruit is gross. I change my number to 5 you guys
Would you care for any of the cottage cheese, ma'am?
Goddammit is that on the list? I can't read.

6. What the fuck is cottage cheese anyway? Its like curdly wet milk water.
some foods need to work on the name first. "cottage cheese" just doesn't have that yum factor that i look for in a food name.
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16 points!
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:13 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:05 pm Oh yeah well I could see that. Grapefruit is gross. I change my number to 5 you guys
Would you care for any of the cottage cheese, ma'am?
Goddammit is that on the list? I can't read.

6. What the fuck is cottage cheese anyway? Its like curdly wet milk water.
some foods need to work on the name first. "cottage cheese" just doesn't have that yum factor that i look for in a food name.
It got me interested in other domicile-based cheeses. Though despite my searching, I have yet to find apartment cheese or cabin cheese or teepee cheese or barracks cheese.
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Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:18 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:13 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:05 pm Oh yeah well I could see that. Grapefruit is gross. I change my number to 5 you guys
Would you care for any of the cottage cheese, ma'am?
Goddammit is that on the list? I can't read.

6. What the fuck is cottage cheese anyway? Its like curdly wet milk water.
some foods need to work on the name first. "cottage cheese" just doesn't have that yum factor that i look for in a food name.
It got me interested in other domicile-based cheeses. Though despite my searching, I have yet to find apartment cheese or cabin cheese or teepee cheese or barracks cheese.
For apartment cheese, look under the toilet seat
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How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:35 pm How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
Don't get the Texans started on Bull testicles! They'll suck on those things while they're still attached to the bull!
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:35 pm How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
Lengua tacos are every bit as good as steak
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:54 pm Shouldn't Pimento Cheese be on the list?
Is it the mayo? Pickled peppers and cheddar are great together
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Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:18 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:13 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:12 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:05 pm Oh yeah well I could see that. Grapefruit is gross. I change my number to 5 you guys
Would you care for any of the cottage cheese, ma'am?
Goddammit is that on the list? I can't read.

6. What the fuck is cottage cheese anyway? Its like curdly wet milk water.
some foods need to work on the name first. "cottage cheese" just doesn't have that yum factor that i look for in a food name.
It got me interested in other domicile-based cheeses. Though despite my searching, I have yet to find apartment cheese or cabin cheese or teepee cheese or barracks cheese.
Try some fumunda cheese, you'll love it.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:35 pm How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
If you've never been to a bull fry, you are missing out.
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Have you tried Aldi's nuts....

In your mouth? :D
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I'm up early.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:35 pm How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
Cow tongue and Octopus are great.
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DiverTexas wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:19 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:35 pm How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
Cow tongue and Octopus are great.
Cow tongue sandwiches. 8-)
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:20 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:19 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:35 pm How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
Cow tongue and Octopus are great.
Cow tongue sandwiches. 8-)
A little mayo and salt. $$$
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:35 pm How about head cheese? Bull testicles? Cow tongue? Octopus? Dandelions?
I like octopus.
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Octopus is great if it's cooked properly.

An Italian couple I know who own a restaurant in Puerto Escondido MX told me the trick is to freeze it overnight. Otherwise it comes out like rubber.
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Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Marinated monkey meat.
Dirty little birdie feet.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon.
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Antknot wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:36 pm List didn’t have sweet potatoes. I don’t eat sweet potatoes.
Pretty much the only thing I won't eat. Don't know why. Makes me gag.

P.S. And I'm not a real fan of apple pie, though I love the apple sauce equivalent (pretty much the same spices). It makes no sense.
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