Got the covid

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Got the covid

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Taking paxlovid. Sore but ok. How yall doing?
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Meh, Ive had it once for sure, maybe twice. The flu strain I got at Mardi Gras was far worse. Get better soon!
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As a Pfizer investor, I thank you for your business.
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I'm still coming up negative for it, although my wife is positive. She doesn't remember having the usual symptoms of it.
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Quickest cold ever.
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Enjoy the hoax. Don't forget to blame Fauci.
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Re: Got the covid

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I've got the hemorrhiods. Its a pain in the ass...
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Whole family got it a month ago. Few sniffles. 10 yo barfed. But thats it.
Nice to be vaxxed.
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Whole family got it a month ago. Few sniffles. 10 yo barfed. But thats it.
Nice to be vaxxed.
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have you noticed any side effects from the vaxx?
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have you noticed any side effects from the vaxx?
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have you noticed any side effects from the vaxx?
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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 4:50 pm have you noticed any side effects from the vaxx?
Is triple posting a side effect? :lol:
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dibs on his record player and wife
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Wife and I had sore arms for a day. My kids even less.
Of course I expect to be a lizard person in two years.
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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 4:50 pm have you noticed any side effects from the vaxx?
Does not preventing COVID count?
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Biker wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:20 pm Meh, Ive had it once for sure, maybe twice. The flu strain I got at Mardi Gras was far worse. Get better soon!
Thanks.
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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:09 pm As a Pfizer investor, I thank you for your business.
You're welcome
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BigRedRetard wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:19 pm When I had it I was wishing for death.
Mine hasn't been that bad.
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saltydog wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:40 pm Enjoy the hoax. Don't forget to blame Fauci.
What the fuck are you talking about?
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WarmBidetWater wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:58 pm I've got the hemorrhiods. Its a pain in the ass...
Lol
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:06 pm dibs on his record player and wife
The record player is the wife's....so twofer.
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necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:13 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:06 pm dibs on his record player and wife
The record player is the wife's....so twofer.
Tell her to pack light, we are going to Disco's.
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Just take some dewormer you'll be fine. I'll think of more solutions later, I'm expecting company.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:40 pm Just take some dewormer you'll be fine. I'll think of more solutions later, I'm expecting company.
Maybe some bleach to wash it down?
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