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Not much of a surprise

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New data reveals 'true' average penis size - as Brit guys 'not well endowed'

Brit guys may be sad to hear that they aren't in the 'well endowed' when it comes to penis length category. The UK ranks at number 66 of 86 listed countries, according to new data

Most men wonder if their penis size is an average length.

However, there is tons of false information out there on Google to cipher through.

Luckily for them, new data collected from experts at Chemist Click has revealed the 'true' average penis size of men around the globe.

However, Brit guys may be sad to hear that they aren't in the "well endowed" category.

According to the data, the UK ranks at number 66 of 86 listed countries, with an average penis size of 13.13cm (5.17in). This measured against an average height of 1.78m (5’101/8”), with the percentage accounting for 7.38% of total height.

The longest average penis size is boasted by men in Ecuador, with a reported 17.62cm (6.9in) compared to the average male height of 1.67m (5’5³/₄”). The average penis size amounts to an astonishing 10.54% of total height.

Meanwhile, the runner-up in terms of average penis size belongs to the men of Cameroon, with 16.67cm (6.56in) contrasted against an average height of 1.71m (5’7³/₈”). This accounts for 9.75% of total height.

Sadly for the guys in Cambodia, they have the smallest penises, at 3.95in.

The report reads: "Englishmen may be delighted to learn that the UK is decidedly, well - average - when it comes to penis size.

"While by no means as well-endowed as our chart-leading brethren from Ecuador or Cameroon, residents of the UK have bragging rights over some folk in Southeast Asia."

According to a study published by the National Library of Medicine (NIH), the overall average length of a male penis is in fact between 12.95 - 13.97cm (5.1 - 5.5in).

If you're wondering how to measure your penis properly, then the data suggests you need a "a good, firm erection to obtain proper diagnostic data".

It adds: "The ideal way to measure the length of the penis is to position your measuring instrument of choice against the root of the shaft and extend alongside the upper side all the way until you reach the tip."

Research published by the National Library of Medicine (NIH) claims the average size of a flaccid penis is 9.16cm (3.6in) while a stretched flaccid penis nets a girth measurement of 9.31cm (3.66in).
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maybe their women just have big vaginas.

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I'm up early.
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