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Harvested about an hour away. All ya get with them is a lemon wedge.
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did i hear this morning that a wildfire went through Laguna Nigel? (sp?)
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Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 8:21 pm did i hear this morning that a wildfire went through Laguna Nigel? (sp?)
Powerlines problem
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 8:18 pm Image

Harvested about an hour away. All ya get with them is a lemon wedge.
I have only tried one in my whole life, but they always look yummy. Shoulda had a bloody Mary!!



So on a side note, why does this happen? I had ONE Google page open. I notice my computer was running slow, so it opened task manager and it showed 9 fucking googles. Y'all know why??
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This is my Dell, is virtually brand new but runs like fucking garbage some days.
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There are some geeks here waaaaay smarter than me.

1.) use another browser

B get somebody’s help to go into your start up menu and whack everything but the most essential programs

III Make sure your antivirus isn’t at war with Microsoft’s.
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I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:09 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:01 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:09 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
I don't watch porn. I am porn.
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B-Tender wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:02 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:01 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:09 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
I don't watch porn. I am porn.
This quote should be under your avatar.
Haha! No doubt.
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I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
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Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
This

Ask questions as if you are actually listening to what she’s yacking about.
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i'm going to predict that an empty tequila bottle will be near her torn panties.
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Bring the van.
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watch til the end
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DM, when is your birthday? I found the perfect cake.

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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 2:27 am DM, when is your birthday? I found the perfect cake.

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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
Great advice, turns out you were right
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Charliesheen wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:59 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
This

Ask questions as if you are actually listening to what she’s yacking about.
Ironically worked too or combo of both
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Animal wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 2:01 am i'm going to predict that an empty tequila bottle will be near her torn panties.
That would've been the last resort lol
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Hydroseismic wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 12:16 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
Great advice, turns out you were right
I know daddy issues :wub:
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So I'll be going out to a small music fest tomorrow, I'll see CQ for the first time in a loooooooooong time. Y'all wanna relay any messages?
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I’d like to know what he does with the time he no longer pisses away here.
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Is it all local acts or are there bigger names?
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