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If humor was a high jump event, CTC would approach the bar like a limbo dancer.
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CTC dancing, not a visual I want.
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If humor was money, CTC would be existing on dollar store cat food.
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CTC is a human being and deserves all the respect you would give to any one else.

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CTC is the reason a chainsaw has a warning label telling you which end not to hold.
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Humor to CTC is like a well used whore's asshole. You can fuck it, but it's pointless.
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CTC's humor is much like his intelligence....nonexistent.
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Animal wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 3:09 pm CTC is the reason a chainsaw has a warning label telling you which end not to hold.
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I thought some one DM’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
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You don't want to see CTC's boobs
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did he get fake ones or is he all natural?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 5:05 pm I thought some one DM’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
Who will be along shortly to send you a dick pic.
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Hey. WTF Happened here? My only point was, since he quite UJR, he has no right to abuse our sweet and innocent DM in public or otherwise. Only we can do that.
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Substitute "pledges" for "DM" and you have the whole Animal House movie.
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Animal wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 3:09 pm CTC is the reason a chainsaw has a warning label telling you which end not to hold.
Animal- music, comedy, linguistic, humor critic by day. Hand feeding feral pigs by night.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 1:13 am
Animal wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 3:09 pm CTC is the reason a chainsaw has a warning label telling you which end not to hold.
Animal- music, comedy, linguistic, humor critic by day. Hand feeding feral pigs by night.
Not funny.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 5:05 pm I thought some one DM’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
Urban legend.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 12:46 am Hey. WTF Happened here? My only point was, since he quite UJR, he has no right to abuse our sweet and innocent DM in public or otherwise. Only we can do that.
I've never heard anyone describe me that way lol. My boyfriend would laugh his ass off. I'm a smart mouth bitch :lol: and I don't take "no shit from anyone" - the BF doesn't speak to me like that let alone my friend.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 11:09 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 5:05 pm I thought some one DM’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
Urban legend.
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Re: The Me Thread

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The way he worries about post counts are we sure he's not a CTC troll?
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He tries too hard.
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Re: The Me Thread

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DiverTexas wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 8:50 pm He tries too hard.
Sooooooo... he's a CTC troll.
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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