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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?

That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
I got nabbed for doing 90 in a 70 this morning in bumfuck AL this morning on the way down to my meeting. 7 Highway Patrol vehicles pulled me over. Using the cruise control on my way home.
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Whackov wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 9:24 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?

That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
I got nabbed for doing 90 in a 70 this morning in bumfuck AL this morning on the way down to my meeting. 7 Highway Patrol vehicles pulled me over. Using the cruise control on my way home.
Why would you do that? I'm commuting on I-10 in W Texas every week where the speed limit is 80-highest in the nation. I set my cruise at 79- fast enough. Saw a Volvo got pulled over right after blowing past me at probably 95. What's the point? of blowing past the highest posted Interstate speed anywhere? Just stupid.
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Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
A couple, three beers over a two hour road trip. Come on man.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
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Like 10 deputies covering a county of 1,800 Square miles. Dispatcher- "What is the nature of your emergency?" Caller- "I saw a guy drinking a beer in his car on County Road 373 90 miles south of Ft Stockton". Dispatcher " We'll get the Copter and SWAT team fired up and headed that way".
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Whackov wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 9:24 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?

That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
I got nabbed for doing 90 in a 70 this morning in bumfuck AL this morning on the way down to my meeting. 7 Highway Patrol vehicles pulled me over. Using the cruise control on my way home.
WTF??? For 20 over?
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And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
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Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
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Did they ask how fast you thought you were going?
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Antknot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:52 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
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Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 7:17 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:52 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
Honda Accord Hybrid. Rental car with FL tags.
Should have whipped out your Joe Biden Green Energy Appreciation card.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
I'm starting to think Animal could be drunk under the table with a couple of wine coolers.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:34 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 7:17 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:52 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
Honda Accord Hybrid. Rental car with FL tags.
Should have whipped out your Joe Biden Green Energy Appreciation card.
Not in AL. It is a red state through and through. I have to admit that the car wasn’t a bad ride.
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Whackov wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:34 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:34 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 7:17 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:52 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
Honda Accord Hybrid. Rental car with FL tags.
Should have whipped out your Joe Biden Green Energy Appreciation card.
Not in AL. It is a red state through and through. I have to admit that the car wasn’t a bad ride.
Honda makes good little cars.
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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When I am driving anywhere in Texas and see a Law Enforcement vehicle (State or Local) actively patrolling, I know he/she is doing their job. Checking radar speeds, any driving laws being broken, making everybody safe. But when I see that same vehicle, and the lazy ass is parked in the shadows under an overpass or hidden in some brush on some road at the bottom of a hill shooting radar, for the next few miles I will actively flash my headlights at approaching traffic as a warning. But, I will carefully scrutinize every vehicle or vehicles before I flash them.
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