disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm
Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?
Reminds me of the one where a person is driving down the road at the "prevailing speed," getting passed by 50% of the folks that are going even faster, when he sees flashing lights behind him and gets pulled over.
Asking "why'd you pull me over, lots of folks were passing me," the cop says "it was easier to catch you."
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:46 amthat one tire won't pass inspection and
Oof, I often forget Texas still has car inspections. Florida gave up on that nearly 50 years ago. Gotta have that damn sticker taking up a quarter of your front windshield, and love the time and money wasted on getting it.
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
My dad knew of a gas station near Deer Park, we'd drive there with a cold six-pack in the back seat. We'd go off to a local diner for a half hour, then come back with the new sticker on the windshield. And the six-pack gone. I honestly don't think a single thing was ever done to the car.
Texas changed that a few years back. You still have to get it inspected but it's only $8 and you get a "pass" notice that you take when you annually renew your registration. One tag on your windshield.
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:50 pm
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
Thats right, because its either nihilism or nanny state. Nothing in between
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:46 amthat one tire won't pass inspection and
Oof, I often forget Texas still has car inspections. Florida gave up on that nearly 50 years ago. Gotta have that damn sticker taking up a quarter of your front windshield, and love the time and money wasted on getting it.
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
My dad knew of a gas station near Deer Park, we'd drive there with a cold six-pack in the back seat. We'd go off to a local diner for a half hour, then come back with the new sticker on the windshield. And the six-pack gone. I honestly don't think a single thing was ever done to the car.
Texas changed that a few years back. You still have to get it inspected but it's only $8 and you get a "pass" notice that you take when you annually renew your registration. One tag on your windshield.
Who's doing car inspections for $8?
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am
You both fucked up. You trusted me.
I understand Animal is in a lot of hot water legally. 25 counts of "Attempted Murder". I have no idea how feral pigs could get that filed in court but they threw in 25 counts of "Impersonating a Hunter", too.
Maybe Animal could be charged with "Hunting with a Totally Impractical Device" for that feral pig tube trap/feeder thing he bought last year where the feed gets all clogged up in the heat.
So, back on topic. A couple of days ago I needed to wash my car. Didn't feel like doing it myself so took it to a local car wash- one of those automated ones with a few guys at the beginning with brushes and then it pulls your vehicle through. Has like 5 wash options- I always do the middle one. Insert my debit card and instead of asking which wash option I want, it asks if I want 2 other ones (Blue Pass?). I hit "No Thanks"- it tells me to take my card, spits out a receipt for $0.01 and the gate opens up. So I tell myself "Let's see what happens". Holy hell. I don't how many colors are being sprayed on my car. I swear little midgets with brushes were popping up underneath cleaning my exhaust system. Noticed later it even sprayed some kind of Armor All sealant/ finisher on my tires. So, broke the law because I didn't point out their mistake?
honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
Where to begin?
I treat speed limits like meek suggestions; I've been pulled over more times than I can count, but I've never had a ticket stick. My dad makes sure I have no reason to sweat traffic violations.
I don't know which states have anti-sodomy laws, but I guarantee I've violated those laws like I violate girls' mouths and assholes all over the country.
Driving and boating hammered-ass drunk used to be a constant pasttime, but that's another thing my dad makes go away.
I'm sure I'm violating several Canadian laws every hour of every day by not "addressing trannies by their preferred fake pronouns"... but I'm not in Canada, and the laws of third-world countries don't concern me. They're only a country because we have so far chosen to allow them to be.
EDIT: Also, one time at a Days Inn in Pittsburgh, I put money in a vending machine for a pack of Gummi bears and two packs fell out. I took both packs and didn't tell anyone.
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"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
Animal wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm
honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
What is that?
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
Animal wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm
honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
What is that?
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am
You both fucked up. You trusted me.
