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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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So, on top of everything else, CTC is dishonest. Colour me shocked.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
You should keep the dirt. It's the only thing holding that Ford Taurus together.
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rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.
Then why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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Or we could more honest like HydroS and when breaking the law- really break the law. Being a drug mule in your youth for the Mexican Cartel will do that to you.
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:01 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.
Then why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:07 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:01 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.
Then why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?
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Nah, you're just completely full of shit.
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:singing:
:3-notes "CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!" :2-notes
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 3:40 am :singing:
:3-notes "CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!" :2-notes
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I mean, he also fought a toilet and the toilet won. C batteries, the lawn, the list goes on and on.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 3:40 am :singing:
:3-notes "CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!" :2-notes
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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I never fudged the law. I outright broke it.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:15 am I never fudged the law. I outright broke it.
I'm not sure rocking the vending machine around to get an extra candy bar counts.
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I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
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Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
It's not like Jersey is a real state like Florida and Texas, where opposite ends are almost like entirely different states. I mean, Amarillo and Brownsville? Growing up I sometimes heard that folks from Dallas and Austin considered the Houston area to be part of Louisiana. And c'mon: Pensacola and Key West, with Orlando in between? But Jersey? Jersey is, well... Jersey.
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:59 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
It's not like Jersey is a real state like Florida and Texas, where opposite ends are almost like entirely different states. I mean, Amarillo and Brownsville? Growing up I sometimes heard that folks from Dallas and Austin considered the Houston area to be part of Louisiana. And c'mon: Pensacola and Key West, with Orlando in between? But Jersey? Jersey is, well... Jersey.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 2:53 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
That's it!! I'm gonna bust a tit!!

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Uhm, you misspelled "fit".
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
Think about it. Rocking a vending machine isn't just theft, it's gambling. Like What am going to get- Butterfinger? Snickers?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
Think about it. Rocking a vending machine isn't just theft, it's gambling. Like What am going to get- Butterfinger? Snickers?
I live in the northen part of South Jersey. The "Jersey Shore". Its lovely here. DM is in the uppermost part of New Jersey. Its very wooded and very pretty up there. There is "North Jersey" where the Sopranos took place. Both my parents were from there. Then there is the "Deep South Jersey". This is where the rednecks live. Then there is the whole PA border areas. This may be the strangest of places in NJ.
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
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