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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:30 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 2:53 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
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which would be facetious, since you obviously don't have implants.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
And both are dee-lish!
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
This is my favorite debate in NJ :lol:

Taylor ham is the bomb. I also like the debate that "central Jersey doesn't exist". My BIL/SIL live near Trenton and get so bent out of shape when I don't recognize central :lol:
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:57 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
Think about it. Rocking a vending machine isn't just theft, it's gambling. Like What am going to get- Butterfinger? Snickers?
I live in the northen part of South Jersey. The "Jersey Shore". Its lovely here. DM is in the uppermost part of New Jersey. Its very wooded and very pretty up there. There is "North Jersey" where the Sopranos took place. Both my parents were from there. Then there is the "Deep South Jersey". This is where the rednecks live. Then there is the whole PA border areas. This may be the strangest of places in NJ.
Eh, far North Jersey has it's fair share of rednecks. Lots of pickup trucks with gun racks and Confederate battle flags. Trumpland, still have the 2020 election lawn posters on their front lawns. Most with Pence's name deleted! :lol:
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 5:33 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
This is my favorite debate in NJ :lol:

Taylor ham is the bomb. I also like the debate that "central Jersey doesn't exist". My BIL/SIL live near Trenton and get so bent out of shape when I don't recognize central :lol:
I think it exists, but opinions vary on how far North & South it goes. I think anything South of Trenton is below the Mason Dixon line. Maybe excepting Camden. That shouldn't belong anywhere. :P

P.S. If they call it pork roll, they sure as hell ain't North.
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Nothing east of the Mississippi river or west of the Rocky mountains actually exists.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?

That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
I got nabbed for doing 90 in a 70 this morning in bumfuck AL this morning on the way down to my meeting. 7 Highway Patrol vehicles pulled me over. Using the cruise control on my way home.
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I'm up early.
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Whackov wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 9:24 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?

That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
I got nabbed for doing 90 in a 70 this morning in bumfuck AL this morning on the way down to my meeting. 7 Highway Patrol vehicles pulled me over. Using the cruise control on my way home.
Why would you do that? I'm commuting on I-10 in W Texas every week where the speed limit is 80-highest in the nation. I set my cruise at 79- fast enough. Saw a Volvo got pulled over right after blowing past me at probably 95. What's the point? of blowing past the highest posted Interstate speed anywhere? Just stupid.
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Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
A couple, three beers over a two hour road trip. Come on man.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
I was going to mention it but I know how proud he is of it.
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Like 10 deputies covering a county of 1,800 Square miles. Dispatcher- "What is the nature of your emergency?" Caller- "I saw a guy drinking a beer in his car on County Road 373 90 miles south of Ft Stockton". Dispatcher " We'll get the Copter and SWAT team fired up and headed that way".
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Those fuckers still wear wigs to court

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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

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Whackov wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 9:24 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?

That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
I got nabbed for doing 90 in a 70 this morning in bumfuck AL this morning on the way down to my meeting. 7 Highway Patrol vehicles pulled me over. Using the cruise control on my way home.
WTF??? For 20 over?
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And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
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Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
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Did they ask how fast you thought you were going?
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Antknot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:52 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
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Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 7:17 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:52 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
Honda Accord Hybrid. Rental car with FL tags.
Should have whipped out your Joe Biden Green Energy Appreciation card.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:48 am Has icing down a couple or three beers to sip while you cruise down a long ass highway to nowhere in Texas while you jam on some awesome tunes been mentioned?
you mean drunk driving? I don't think so.
I'm starting to think Animal could be drunk under the table with a couple of wine coolers.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:34 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 7:17 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:52 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:16 am And holy shit 7 highway patrol?? Were you trafficking heroin??
Felt like it.
Tinted windows or just not lily white?
Honda Accord Hybrid. Rental car with FL tags.
Should have whipped out your Joe Biden Green Energy Appreciation card.
Not in AL. It is a red state through and through. I have to admit that the car wasn’t a bad ride.
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