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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 am
by CentralTexasCrude
rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 2:01 am
by Reservoir Dog
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.
Then why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 2:06 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Or we could more honest like HydroS and when breaking the law- really break the law. Being a drug mule in your youth for the Mexican Cartel will do that to you.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 2:07 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:01 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.
Then why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?
Too Canadian

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 2:09 am
by Reservoir Dog
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:07 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:01 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.
Then why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?
Too Canadian
Nah, you're just completely full of shit.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 3:40 am
by QillerDaemon
:singing:
:3-notes "CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!" :2-notes
:guitarred:

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 9:40 am
by disco.moon
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 3:40 am :singing:
:3-notes "CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!" :2-notes
:guitarred:
I mean, he also fought a toilet and the toilet won. C batteries, the lawn, the list goes on and on.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 12:56 am
by CentralTexasCrude
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 3:40 am :singing:
:3-notes "CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!" :2-notes
:guitarred:
No $39 charge on my bank account yet.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 1:21 am
by CentralTexasCrude
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:15 am I never fudged the law. I outright broke it.
I'm not sure rocking the vending machine around to get an extra candy bar counts.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am
by CentralTexasCrude
I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
by QillerDaemon
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
by disco.moon
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
by Animal
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 1:59 pm
by QillerDaemon
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
It's not like Jersey is a real state like Florida and Texas, where opposite ends are almost like entirely different states. I mean, Amarillo and Brownsville? Growing up I sometimes heard that folks from Dallas and Austin considered the Houston area to be part of Louisiana. And c'mon: Pensacola and Key West, with Orlando in between? But Jersey? Jersey is, well... Jersey.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 2:53 pm
by disco.moon
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
That's it!! I'm gonna bust a tit!!

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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 2:56 pm
by disco.moon
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:59 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
It's not like Jersey is a real state like Florida and Texas, where opposite ends are almost like entirely different states. I mean, Amarillo and Brownsville? Growing up I sometimes heard that folks from Dallas and Austin considered the Houston area to be part of Louisiana. And c'mon: Pensacola and Key West, with Orlando in between? But Jersey? Jersey is, well... Jersey.
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Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 11:30 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 2:53 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
That's it!! I'm gonna bust a tit!!

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Uhm, you misspelled "fit".

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 11:33 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
Think about it. Rocking a vending machine isn't just theft, it's gambling. Like What am going to get- Butterfinger? Snickers?

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 11:14 am
by disco.moon
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:30 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 2:53 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
No he's not. I'm north. He's south.
Did QD just insult you?
That's it!! I'm gonna bust a tit!!

Image
Uhm, you misspelled "fit".
FFS stop.

The chick in the video is from Real Housewives of NJ. On the show one of the ladies says "I thought Theresa was going to bust a tit" meaning so angry she was gonna bust her implant.

So tired of explaining every fucking thing I say or post.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 2:56 pm
by Animal
which would be facetious, since you obviously don't have implants.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 3:27 pm
by QillerDaemon
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
And both are dee-lish!

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 5:33 pm
by disco.moon
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
This is my favorite debate in NJ :lol:

Taylor ham is the bomb. I also like the debate that "central Jersey doesn't exist". My BIL/SIL live near Trenton and get so bent out of shape when I don't recognize central :lol:

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 7:13 pm
by FSchmertz
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:57 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.
Think about it. Rocking a vending machine isn't just theft, it's gambling. Like What am going to get- Butterfinger? Snickers?
I live in the northen part of South Jersey. The "Jersey Shore". Its lovely here. DM is in the uppermost part of New Jersey. Its very wooded and very pretty up there. There is "North Jersey" where the Sopranos took place. Both my parents were from there. Then there is the "Deep South Jersey". This is where the rednecks live. Then there is the whole PA border areas. This may be the strangest of places in NJ.
Eh, far North Jersey has it's fair share of rednecks. Lots of pickup trucks with gun racks and Confederate battle flags. Trumpland, still have the 2020 election lawn posters on their front lawns. Most with Pence's name deleted! :lol:

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 7:16 pm
by FSchmertz
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 5:33 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
This is my favorite debate in NJ :lol:

Taylor ham is the bomb. I also like the debate that "central Jersey doesn't exist". My BIL/SIL live near Trenton and get so bent out of shape when I don't recognize central :lol:
I think it exists, but opinions vary on how far North & South it goes. I think anything South of Trenton is below the Mason Dixon line. Maybe excepting Camden. That shouldn't belong anywhere. :P

P.S. If they call it pork roll, they sure as hell ain't North.

Re: Breaking the Law- Kinda

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 7:20 pm
by rule34
Nothing east of the Mississippi river or west of the Rocky mountains actually exists.