Things you should NEVER do !!!
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Things you should NEVER do !!!
Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Never do black face.....unless your dad is a communist leader
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass.
Don't have every light on in the house.
Don't air condition the whole outdoors.
Don't piss up wind.
Don't piss on an electric fence.
Don't have every light on in the house.
Don't air condition the whole outdoors.
Don't piss up wind.
Don't piss on an electric fence.
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Has "When offered the chance to join the reincarnation of UJ- accept" been mentioned?
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
actually, its been mentioned quite a lot since you joined.
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
B-Tender wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pmNever understood or agreed with the hat rule.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
NEVER- gunna to give you up
NEVER- gunna let you down
NEVER- gunna run around..................
NEVER- gunna let you down
NEVER- gunna run around..................
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Don't trust a 5 second fuse in a hand grenade
Don't rub another man's rhubarb
Don't let Hawk watch your drink
Don't let me trouble shoot your computer
Never follow a Heat link
Never pass up a chance to have fun for a chance to clean your house.
Everything in a blacksmiths shop is hot and will hurt you
Tracers point both directions
If she's got crazy eyes run.
Don't rub another man's rhubarb
Don't let Hawk watch your drink
Don't let me trouble shoot your computer
Never follow a Heat link
Never pass up a chance to have fun for a chance to clean your house.
Everything in a blacksmiths shop is hot and will hurt you
Tracers point both directions
If she's got crazy eyes run.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
It remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.B-Tender wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pmNever understood or agreed with the hat rule.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
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I get all that in the article. I will likely never be convinced. I will never wear a hat to dinner at a special occasion, but for casual outings I find it fine.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 amIt remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.B-Tender wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pmNever understood or agreed with the hat rule.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Meh, who says?
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
I think my problem with this thread is the "NEVER" in the title.
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
...after you fuck her a couple times.
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Another one that makes no sense. Because if a car hops the curb, the person closest to the street is more likely to get hit by the car. Or if some asshole drives by and hits a puddle, the person closer to the street is gonna take the brunt of the splash.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 amIt remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.B-Tender wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pmNever understood or agreed with the hat rule.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Never do something just because it's tradition. Lots of cultural traditions stem from religion, and the religious are known idiots
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Old school manners have gotten me laid on first dates.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:29 amAnother one that makes no sense. Because if a car hops the curb, the person closest to the street is more likely to get hit by the car. Or if some asshole drives by and hits a puddle, the person closer to the street is gonna take the brunt of the splash.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 amIt remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.B-Tender wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pmNever understood or agreed with the hat rule.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
It’s just a blister
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You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
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Great song.
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Associating with sluts has gotten me laid without even having to take them on a date. True story as well.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:18 pmOld school manners have gotten me laid on first dates.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:29 amAnother one that makes no sense. Because if a car hops the curb, the person closest to the street is more likely to get hit by the car. Or if some asshole drives by and hits a puddle, the person closer to the street is gonna take the brunt of the splash.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 amIt remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.B-Tender wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pmNever understood or agreed with the hat rule.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.
If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!
Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.
Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)
Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.
Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.
Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Never give yourself a haircut.
Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)
Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
True story.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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Re: Things you should NEVER do !!!
Damn straight
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