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Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.

If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!

Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.

Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)

Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.

Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.

Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)

Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Never give yourself a haircut.

Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)

Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
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Never do black face.....unless your dad is a communist leader

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.

If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!

Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.

Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)

Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.

Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.

Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)

Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Never give yourself a haircut.

Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)

Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.
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Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass.

Don't have every light on in the house.

Don't air condition the whole outdoors.

Don't piss up wind.

Don't piss on an electric fence.
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Has "When offered the chance to join the reincarnation of UJ- accept" been mentioned?
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actually, its been mentioned quite a lot since you joined.
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B-Tender wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.
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NEVER- gunna to give you up
NEVER- gunna let you down
NEVER- gunna run around..................
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B-Tender wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.

If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!

Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.

Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)

Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.

Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.

Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)

Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Never give yourself a haircut.

Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)

Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.
It remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.

7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 am
B-Tender wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.

If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!

Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.

Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)

Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.

Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.

Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)

Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Never give yourself a haircut.

Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)

Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.
It remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.

7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
I get all that in the article. I will likely never be convinced. I will never wear a hat to dinner at a special occasion, but for casual outings I find it fine.
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Meh, who says?
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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 am Meh, who says?
I think my problem with this thread is the "NEVER" in the title.
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Blast wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:27 am If she's got crazy eyes run.
...after you fuck her a couple times.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 am
B-Tender wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.

If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!

Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.

Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)

Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.

Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.

Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)

Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Never give yourself a haircut.

Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)

Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.
It remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.

7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
Another one that makes no sense. Because if a car hops the curb, the person closest to the street is more likely to get hit by the car. Or if some asshole drives by and hits a puddle, the person closer to the street is gonna take the brunt of the splash.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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Never do something just because it's tradition. Lots of cultural traditions stem from religion, and the religious are known idiots
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Deathproof wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:29 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 am
B-Tender wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.

If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!

Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.

Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)

Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.

Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.

Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)

Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Never give yourself a haircut.

Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)

Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.
It remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.

7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
Another one that makes no sense. Because if a car hops the curb, the person closest to the street is more likely to get hit by the car. Or if some asshole drives by and hits a puddle, the person closer to the street is gonna take the brunt of the splash.
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It’s just a blister
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You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
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Great song.
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Charliesheen wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 3:18 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:29 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 am
B-Tender wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:22 pm Never drink the last beer if you didn't buy the beer.

If you're the passenger in a car... don't fuck with the radio!

Never walk past a stack of bagged soil in a garden center without slapping the top bag.

Never use BBQ tongs without clicking them a couple of times first. (it resets them to factory settings)

Never sit down in a lawn chair without giving out a sigh of satisfaction.

Never borrow someone's car without putting gas into it.

Never wear a hat at the dinner table. (even in a restaurant)

Never shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Never give yourself a haircut.

Never embarrass a father in front of his children. (unless it's a dad joke)

Never talk with food in your mouth. (you're not a fucking caveman)
Never understood or agreed with the hat rule.
It remembers a more civil and polite time. Like when walking with a lady the man should always walk closest to the street or any number of those "old" etiquette rules. Depending on the situation I actually do try to follow most of those old classics but some just arent practical anymore-like standing when a woman enters a room or leaves the table. Fuck that.

7 Reasons Why It’s Rude To Wear A Hat At The Dinner Table
https://www.readysleek.com/rude-to-wear ... ner-table/
Another one that makes no sense. Because if a car hops the curb, the person closest to the street is more likely to get hit by the car. Or if some asshole drives by and hits a puddle, the person closer to the street is gonna take the brunt of the splash.
Old school manners have gotten me laid on first dates.

True story.
Associating with sluts has gotten me laid without even having to take them on a date. True story as well.
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Geist wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:55 am Never do something just because it's tradition. Lots of cultural traditions stem from religion, and the religious are known idiots
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
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Deathproof wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:25 am
Blast wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 1:27 am If she's got crazy eyes run.
...after you fuck her a couple times.
Damn straight
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