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Not sure when the maga crowd got this changed but now’mens’ underwear no longer has a hidden opening to facilitate peeing.

This has been a pubic announcement 📣
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Who's "hidden opening". That's all you need to know.
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Who wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:42 am Not sure when the maga crowd got this changed but now’mens’ underwear no longer has a hidden opening to facilitate peeing.

This has been a pubic announcement 📣
That wouldn’t be a maga thing. It is purely the left.
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Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
Generally speaking we dont.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
Generally there are three ways a guy gets his pecker out to pee: pull the top of their under-roos down far enough to flop their dick out over the band, pull their wiener out one of the leg holes (undies have to be loose for this), or actually use that damn slit opening. This leaves out that odd group of guys who sit to pee, so they pull their skivvies down to their ankles. Or the even smaller group that rides the seam, sans tighty-whities.
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Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:14 pm
Who wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:42 am Not sure when the maga crowd got this changed but now’mens’ underwear no longer has a hidden opening to facilitate peeing.

This has been a pubic announcement 📣
That wouldn’t be a maga thing. It is purely the left.
I keep mine to the right.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:25 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
Generally there are three ways a guy gets his pecker out to pee: pull the top of their under-roos down far enough to flop their dick out over the band, pull their wiener out one of the leg holes (undies have to be loose for this), or actually use that damn slit opening. This leaves out that odd group of guys who sit to pee, so they pull their skivvies down to their ankles. Or the even smaller group that rides the seam, sans tighty-whities.
Heh, okay. I like the "flop their dick out" aspect.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick
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oh...I am a flop it over the top person. it gives a little support so the whole thing doesnt just flail around
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@ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.
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I know.

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Just stocked up on boxer briefs. All have pee holes.
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Hawk says that he buys his tighty whiteys at the consignment store.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 6:29 pm Hawk says that he buys his tighty whiteys at the consignment store.
He wears tighty whiteys because it is easy for him to remember “yellow in front and brown in back.”
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You guys are just being silly.
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pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick
I know right!?!?!?

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stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:49 pm
pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick
I know right!?!?!?

It's like trying to drive a Caddy into a garage built for a Datsun.
i can only assume that all of the different manufacturers don't get any feedback from any earth people.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:54 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:49 pm
pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick
I know right!?!?!?

It's like trying to drive a Caddy into a garage built for a Datsun.
i can only assume that all of the different manufacturers don't get any feedback from any earth people.
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.
My wife has a good friend who has a douchebag of a husband. He constantly makes snide remarks and is a condescending prick overall. We went over to their house for dinner while we were visiting Miami, and as I go to take a piss, he announces that his house rule is that you must sit if youre pissing. I was surprised and said really, and he smirked and said yes. Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.
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Biker wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:02 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.
My wife has a good friend who has a douchebag of a husband. He constantly makes snide remarks and is a condescending prick overall. We went over to their house for dinner while we were visiting Miami, and as I go to take a piss, he announces that his house rule is that you must sit if youre pissing. I was surprised and said really, and he smirked and said yes. Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.
You guys must get along REALLY well. :lol:
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pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:53 pm oh...I am a flop it over the top person. it gives a little support so the whole thing doesnt just flail around
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:17 pm
Biker wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:02 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.
My wife has a good friend who has a douchebag of a husband. He constantly makes snide remarks and is a condescending prick overall. We went over to their house for dinner while we were visiting Miami, and as I go to take a piss, he announces that his house rule is that you must sit if youre pissing. I was surprised and said really, and he smirked and said yes. Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.
You guys must get along REALLY well. :lol:
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Biker wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:02 pm Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.
Yea, you're such a real bad-ass, Biker. :lol:
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