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Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 4:42 am
by Who
Not sure when the maga crowd got this changed but now’mens’ underwear no longer has a hidden opening to facilitate peeing.

This has been a pubic announcement 📣

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 11:09 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Who's "hidden opening". That's all you need to know.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 12:14 pm
by Whackov
Who wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:42 am Not sure when the maga crowd got this changed but now’mens’ underwear no longer has a hidden opening to facilitate peeing.

This has been a pubic announcement 📣
That wouldn’t be a maga thing. It is purely the left.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm
by disco.moon
Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 12:54 pm
by CHEEZY17
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
Generally speaking we dont.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 1:25 pm
by QillerDaemon
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
Generally there are three ways a guy gets his pecker out to pee: pull the top of their under-roos down far enough to flop their dick out over the band, pull their wiener out one of the leg holes (undies have to be loose for this), or actually use that damn slit opening. This leaves out that odd group of guys who sit to pee, so they pull their skivvies down to their ankles. Or the even smaller group that rides the seam, sans tighty-whities.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 1:35 pm
by rule34
Whackov wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:14 pm
Who wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:42 am Not sure when the maga crowd got this changed but now’mens’ underwear no longer has a hidden opening to facilitate peeing.

This has been a pubic announcement 📣
That wouldn’t be a maga thing. It is purely the left.
I keep mine to the right.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 1:57 pm
by disco.moon
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 1:25 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
Generally there are three ways a guy gets his pecker out to pee: pull the top of their under-roos down far enough to flop their dick out over the band, pull their wiener out one of the leg holes (undies have to be loose for this), or actually use that damn slit opening. This leaves out that odd group of guys who sit to pee, so they pull their skivvies down to their ankles. Or the even smaller group that rides the seam, sans tighty-whities.
Heh, okay. I like the "flop their dick out" aspect.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 3:51 pm
by pork
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 3:53 pm
by pork
oh...I am a flop it over the top person. it gives a little support so the whole thing doesnt just flail around

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm
by Charliesheen
@ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 4:01 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.
Gay!

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 4:03 pm
by Charliesheen
I know.

In life when you have a choice you make it.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 6:29 pm
by Animal
Hawk says that he buys his tighty whiteys at the consignment store.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 8:21 pm
by Whackov
Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 6:29 pm Hawk says that he buys his tighty whiteys at the consignment store.
He wears tighty whiteys because it is easy for him to remember “yellow in front and brown in back.”

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 9:37 pm
by hawkfan8812
You guys are just being silly.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 9:49 pm
by stonedmegman
pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick
I know right!?!?!?

It's like trying to drive a Caddy into a garage built for a Datsun.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 9:54 pm
by Animal
stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:49 pm
pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick
I know right!?!?!?

It's like trying to drive a Caddy into a garage built for a Datsun.
i can only assume that all of the different manufacturers don't get any feedback from any earth people.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 10:00 pm
by stonedmegman
Animal wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:54 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:49 pm
pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 12:41 pm Men actually use that little opening? I always thought it was more of like a traditional design :questionmarks:
only men with small dicks I guess. tried it once and it choked it out. you can't use it and freely piss if you don't a have micro dick
I know right!?!?!?

It's like trying to drive a Caddy into a garage built for a Datsun.
i can only assume that all of the different manufacturers don't get any feedback from any earth people.
Truff!!

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 10:02 pm
by Biker
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.
My wife has a good friend who has a douchebag of a husband. He constantly makes snide remarks and is a condescending prick overall. We went over to their house for dinner while we were visiting Miami, and as I go to take a piss, he announces that his house rule is that you must sit if youre pissing. I was surprised and said really, and he smirked and said yes. Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 10:17 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Biker wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:02 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.
My wife has a good friend who has a douchebag of a husband. He constantly makes snide remarks and is a condescending prick overall. We went over to their house for dinner while we were visiting Miami, and as I go to take a piss, he announces that his house rule is that you must sit if youre pissing. I was surprised and said really, and he smirked and said yes. Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.
You guys must get along REALLY well. :lol:

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 10:20 pm
by Geist
pork wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:53 pm oh...I am a flop it over the top person. it gives a little support so the whole thing doesnt just flail around
Enjoy your pee stains, and i have the perfect thing for you

https://getcalicocutpants.com/

Don't forget to give

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 10:22 pm
by Biker
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:17 pm
Biker wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:02 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 3:58 pm @ home I sit.

My bathroom(s) is/are always ready for company.

You keep things clean and you see what a mess pissing standing up makes, no matter how you pivot/angle/dangle. If’n I ever build a house it’s getting a urinal in the guest-man cave bathroom. Guaranteed.
My wife has a good friend who has a douchebag of a husband. He constantly makes snide remarks and is a condescending prick overall. We went over to their house for dinner while we were visiting Miami, and as I go to take a piss, he announces that his house rule is that you must sit if youre pissing. I was surprised and said really, and he smirked and said yes. Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.
You guys must get along REALLY well. :lol:
:lol:

Re: Men’s Boxer Briefs

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 11:15 pm
by QillerDaemon
Biker wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 10:02 pm Anyways, I agreed and went to the bathroom. I stood and pissed all over that motherfuckers bathroom.
Yea, you're such a real bad-ass, Biker. :lol: