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I was thinking about making a t-shirt that says:

"I don't like people or loud noises"

What's your idea?
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Betty Ford athletic dept
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A friend of mine sent me a T that reads "Check Mewout" and it has a cute picture of a car in sunglasses.
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My favorite shirt says:

There's two types of people in the world.

1. Those who can extrapolate from missing data
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 12:07 pm A friend of mine sent me a T that reads "Check Mewout" and it has a cute picture of a car in sunglasses.
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du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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I have this one

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rule34 wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 12:55 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 12:07 pm A friend of mine sent me a T that reads "Check Mewout" and it has a cute picture of a car in sunglasses.
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Omg that's if it!!!

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4Q
I nearly did this 25 years ago but at that time had no clue how to go about it.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 9:25 pm 4Q
I nearly did this 25 years ago but at that time had no clue how to go about it.
what are you talking about?
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Animal wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 9:34 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 9:25 pm 4Q
I nearly did this 25 years ago but at that time had no clue how to go about it.
what are you talking about?
4Q or FOUR-Q

Say it fast. It kinda sounds like "fuck you".
Or a picture of a fork next to the letter U was another one.
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stonedmegman wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 4:29 am Image
Every time is see that I think 'shouldn't it be You Jay Are'
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Cyberhonky wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 11:36 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 4:29 am Image
Every time is see that I think 'shouldn't it be You Jay Are'
Apparently you missed the new years from Kerrville video that CTC made.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 12:38 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 11:36 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 4:29 am Image
Every time is see that I think 'shouldn't it be You Jay Are'
Apparently you missed the new years from Kerrville video that CTC made.
More than likely 😁
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panty boy at work went deer hunting with the same group of guys every year and if one of them would pass out from drinking too much/smoking too much dope the other guys would "cheez whiz" him and spray that cheese stuff in a can all over him. In 1992 he kept saying he was going to get t-shirts made for the group that said "If it's brown,it's down-deer camp 92" but then he found out it would cost $10 a shirt or something so he scrapped the idea.
He also went to the kentucky derby most years with his wife and another couple. The other wife he claimed had huge tits and for about 4 months he kept saying he got a t-shirt for that woman to wear that said "stop staring at my tits". After the derby another guy asked him "how did so and so like the shirt" and supposedly the woman was self conscious about her huge tits (another co-worker also knew the couple) and he had said it wouldn't go over well.Panty boy said the lady had other outfits to wear so she didn't wear the shirt. But panty boy was so full of shit none of that may be true.
How about bumper stickers? At the rink one day I noticed a couple of them on a car. One was "parents against circumcision" and the other said "full sized means uncircumsized".
And for the start a new paragraph proof readers....I started a new paragraph for the bumper sticker portion,but posting it took out the new start?
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I could read jspdif stories all day.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 12:38 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 11:36 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 4:29 am Image
Every time is see that I think 'shouldn't it be You Jay Are'
Apparently you missed the new years from Kerrville video that CTC made.
It was 4th of jew-lie, wasn't it?
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Burn1dwn wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 1:25 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 12:38 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 11:36 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 4:29 am Image
Every time is see that I think 'shouldn't it be You Jay Are'
Apparently you missed the new years from Kerrville video that CTC made.
It was 4th of jew-lie, wasn't it?
It was New Years.
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