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Bay Area cop charged with masturbating in front of family during domestic violence call
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what in the fuck? i gotta read this. i'm really hoping it was a female cop.
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The daughter must be hot as fuck if you gotta beat off right then and there.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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rule34 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:53 am The daughter must be hot as fuck if you gotta beat off right then and there.
i know right? fuck your career and everything.
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"future"

LOL
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I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Ahh yes, the odd blame the victim card. So if I woman is in a domestic issue while hot the cop just CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF. GOTTA HAVE THAT TOUCH. ffs you guys really fucking disturb me. And some of y'all have daughters. Jesus.
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rule34 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:53 am The daughter must be hot as fuck if you gotta beat off right then and there.
Are you fucking kidding me???????????????????.? Fuck this place.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 9:18 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Ahh yes, the odd blame the victim card. So if I woman is in a domestic issue while hot the cop just CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF. GOTTA HAVE THAT TOUCH. ffs you guys really fucking disturb me. And some of y'all have daughters. Jesus.
Good Lord. Should I have used the orange font? Do you really think I'd be OK with a cop busting out his junk and cranking one out at someones house?
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 9:18 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Ahh yes, the odd blame the victim card. So if I woman is in a domestic issue while hot the cop just CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF. GOTTA HAVE THAT TOUCH. ffs you guys really fucking disturb me. And some of y'all have daughters. Jesus.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Cheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.

Interesting strategy.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 9:19 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:53 am The daughter must be hot as fuck if you gotta beat off right then and there.
Are you fucking kidding me???????????????????.? Fuck this place.
lol...
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saltydog wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Cheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.

Interesting strategy.
Apparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks. :lol:
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 9:19 am
rule34 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:53 am The daughter must be hot as fuck if you gotta beat off right then and there.
Are you fucking kidding me???????????????????.? Fuck this place.
I was not condoning what he did or blaming it on the daughter.
I guess I should have used orange font also.

It seems sometime you don't read guy very well.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:58 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Cheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.

Interesting strategy.
Apparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks. :lol:
"Humor" sure.
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Yeah, I forgot it's constantly opposite day here. You guys are just so smart about all the other things you say, I just get my little lady brain confused.

I mean it is a man cop the story is about and pretty much all men are sexual deviants and cops do suck, so y'all are probably right!!
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saltydog wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 3:45 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:58 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Cheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.

Interesting strategy.
Apparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks. :lol:
"Humor" sure.
So that description doesn't sound like a stereotypical old school porn scenario? Gtfo.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Is it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:15 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 3:45 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:58 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Cheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.

Interesting strategy.
Apparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks. :lol:
"Humor" sure.
So that description doesn't sound like a stereotypical old school porn scenario? Gtfo.
"Can't blame the guy". Very humorous indeed.
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Antknot wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Is it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?
Yes
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Antknot wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Is it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?
I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:53 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Is it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?
I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!
that's kind of hot.
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Animal wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:54 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:53 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Is it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?
I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!
that's kind of hot.
Inorite?!
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:53 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Is it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?
I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!
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