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Bay Area cop charged with masturbating in front of family during domestic violence call
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ ... 171981.php
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what in the fuck? i gotta read this. i'm really hoping it was a female cop.
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The daughter must be hot as fuck if you gotta beat off right then and there.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Re: Future UJRer
"future"
LOL
LOL
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I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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Ahh yes, the odd blame the victim card. So if I woman is in a domestic issue while hot the cop just CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF. GOTTA HAVE THAT TOUCH. ffs you guys really fucking disturb me. And some of y'all have daughters. Jesus.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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Good Lord. Should I have used the orange font? Do you really think I'd be OK with a cop busting out his junk and cranking one out at someones house?disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 9:18 amAhh yes, the odd blame the victim card. So if I woman is in a domestic issue while hot the cop just CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF. GOTTA HAVE THAT TOUCH. ffs you guys really fucking disturb me. And some of y'all have daughters. Jesus.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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Yes, you should be disturbed.disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 9:18 amAhh yes, the odd blame the victim card. So if I woman is in a domestic issue while hot the cop just CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF. GOTTA HAVE THAT TOUCH. ffs you guys really fucking disturb me. And some of y'all have daughters. Jesus.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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Cheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Interesting strategy.
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lol...disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 9:19 amAre you fucking kidding me???????????????????.? Fuck this place.
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Apparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks.saltydog wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pmCheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Interesting strategy.
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I was not condoning what he did or blaming it on the daughter.disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 9:19 amAre you fucking kidding me???????????????????.? Fuck this place.
I guess I should have used orange font also.
It seems sometime you don't read guy very well.
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"Humor" sure.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:58 pmApparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks.saltydog wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pmCheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Interesting strategy.
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Yeah, I forgot it's constantly opposite day here. You guys are just so smart about all the other things you say, I just get my little lady brain confused.
I mean it is a man cop the story is about and pretty much all men are sexual deviants and cops do suck, so y'all are probably right!!
I mean it is a man cop the story is about and pretty much all men are sexual deviants and cops do suck, so y'all are probably right!!
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So that description doesn't sound like a stereotypical old school porn scenario? Gtfo.saltydog wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 3:45 pm"Humor" sure.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:58 pmApparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks.saltydog wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pmCheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Interesting strategy.
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Is it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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"Can't blame the guy". Very humorous indeed.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:15 pmSo that description doesn't sound like a stereotypical old school porn scenario? Gtfo.saltydog wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 3:45 pm"Humor" sure.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:58 pmApparently my sense of humor is lost on you fucks.saltydog wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:22 pmCheese boy saying the quiet part out loud.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
Interesting strategy.
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YesAntknot wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pmIs it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!Antknot wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pmIs it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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that's kind of hot.disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:53 pmI DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!Antknot wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pmIs it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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Inorite?!Animal wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:54 pmthat's kind of hot.disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:53 pmI DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!Antknot wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pmIs it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.
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WHIP ME! BEAT ME! MAKE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS!disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:53 pmI DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT YOU BARBARIAN!!!!Antknot wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 4:30 pmIs it wrong I imagined Disco dressed like that?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am I bet that daughter was probably in some skimpy ass t-shirt or nightgown or something. Probably had some rock fucking hard nipples popping through. Maybe its a bit short and some panties were peeking out. Bare foot with nice legs and toes.
Damn. You cant really blame the guy.