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If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?

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Bill Gates Threw Naked Pool Parties With Strippers, Biographer Says

Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation

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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
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Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 am
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?
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Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 am
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?
This doesn't read the way you think it does.
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Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 am
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?
The "El Cheapo" low-ball offer. Well done.
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stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:22 am
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 am
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?
This doesn't read the way you think it does.
Oh
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Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 am
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?
I'll be waiting on the vag pic you're sending.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 12:52 pm Political hit job. Nothing more.
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when you're rich, renting is much cheaper than buying. why risk half your fortune on 1 piece of ass? Your fortune grows in value while that piece of ass ages and decreases in value.
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JackCoughsALot wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 4:30 am when you're rich, renting is much cheaper than buying. why risk half your fortune on 1 piece of ass? Your fortune grows in value while that piece of ass ages and decreases in value.
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Whats that old saying?
Youre not paying them for sex. Youre paying them to shut up and leave.
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Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.

It actually seems reasonable.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 10:52 pm Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.

It actually seems reasonable.
How many times did you let Derek Jeter fuck you? :shocked:
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 10:52 pm Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.
Is that what they are calling the herp these days?
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 9:58 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 10:52 pm Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.
Is that what they are calling the herp these days?
LMFAO!

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i don't make this shit up.
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But from the sounds of it, Derek Jeter drove his point home. Good luck with the herp.
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:) what!?
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Being smart and rich improves your sex life.
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I read an article aboot a week or 2 before this came out that he was refused entry to some high=end S&M place in Germany.
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