If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
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If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentation
disco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 amBluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentationdisco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 amI DID NOT SAY THAT!!!Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 amBluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentationdisco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
This doesn't read the way you think it does.Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 amI DID NOT SAY THAT!!!Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 amBluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentationdisco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
The "El Cheapo" low-ball offer. Well done.Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 amI DID NOT SAY THAT!!!Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 amBluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentationdisco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION!!
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
Ohstonedmegman wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:22 amThis doesn't read the way you think it does.Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 amI DID NOT SAY THAT!!!Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 amBluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentationdisco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
I'll be waiting on the vag pic you're sending.Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:20 am$20, a 12 pack of Natty Light, and a vag pic. Deal?disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 2:00 amI DID NOT SAY THAT!!!Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:20 amBluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:15 am Jerry Jones Calls Photos With Strippers A Misrepresentationdisco.moon wrote:Anyone know of where I can get a cheap flight to Dallas? TIA
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
when you're rich, renting is much cheaper than buying. why risk half your fortune on 1 piece of ass? Your fortune grows in value while that piece of ass ages and decreases in value.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
JackCoughsALot wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 4:30 am when you're rich, renting is much cheaper than buying. why risk half your fortune on 1 piece of ass? Your fortune grows in value while that piece of ass ages and decreases in value.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
Whats that old saying?
Youre not paying them for sex. Youre paying them to shut up and leave.
Youre not paying them for sex. Youre paying them to shut up and leave.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.
It actually seems reasonable.
It actually seems reasonable.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
How many times did you let Derek Jeter fuck you?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 10:52 pm Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.
It actually seems reasonable.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
Is that what they are calling the herp these days?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 10:52 pm Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
LMFAO!hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 9:58 pmIs that what they are calling the herp these days?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 10:52 pm Derek Jeter made you put your phone in a safe, and sign a NDA, but gave you a gift basket when you left.
a gift basket.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
i don't make this shit up.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
But from the sounds of it, Derek Jeter drove his point home. Good luck with the herp.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
Being smart and rich improves your sex life.
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Re: If you are filthy rich and you can't get laid, what is the point?
I read an article aboot a week or 2 before this came out that he was refused entry to some high=end S&M place in Germany.
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