St George of Minnesota
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St George of Minnesota
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Re: St George of Minnesota
surely that's fake.
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THE VATICAN—Pope Francis announced today that following the conviction of Derek Chauvin, George Floyd was a martyr of social justice and will be named the patron saint of fentanyl. The ceremony will be held on his feast day, May 25 at The Vatican, the anniversary of Floyd’s martyrdom, with some of the world’s most important religious dignitaries and political figures in attendance.
“George Floyd embodied the purity and humility of Jesus,” the Pope said. “Just like Jesus was killed for our sins, Mr. Floyd died for our sins as well. A man of such stature deserves to be a saint. It won’t undo the past of course, but it’s a form of justice for his family, friends, and for all Christians worldwide. I hope his legacy will continue to inspire people in the future.”
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what was the miracle he performed? Dying of an overdose and making it look like a choke?
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it was something about a picnic.JackCoughsALot wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 9:31 pm what was the miracle he performed? Dying of an overdose and making it look like a choke?
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Re: St George of Minnesota
At least he wasn't diddling atlar boys.
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Re: St George of Minnesota
I can't find any reference to this, not on Twitter, not on NBCWashington.com. Does kinda reek of bullshit.
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its either bullshit or the Pope has had a stroke or a severe case of all timers.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 1:07 amI can't find any reference to this, not on Twitter, not on NBCWashington.com. Does kinda reek of bullshit.
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The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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Re: St George of Minnesota
LOL
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nah. must be holding pregnant women at gun point. that's some mother teresa shit right thereBigRedRetard wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 9:49 pmApparently, being a martyr makes you eligible for sainthood. Fucking cultists.Animal wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 9:46 pmit was something about a picnic.JackCoughsALot wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 9:31 pm what was the miracle he performed? Dying of an overdose and making it look like a choke?
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Re: St George of Minnesota
It better be on bullshit, or you're as stupid as NCBiker. Spend a couple minutes trying to find any corroborating news stories. Something as stupid and ridiculous as that would be all over the place. Don't be naive.
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i actually didn't have to spend any minutes looking for corroborating news. Who was being naive?
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Re: St George of Minnesota
One would hope his statue would suffice.
Would that it were.
Would that it were.
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