State electronic billboard signs

[CentralTexasCrude]

The kind you see along Interstates/ Highways- flashing messages from your State government
Here it's Amber/Silver alerts along with catchy slogans like "Buckle Up- Your life depends on it" or "Hands on Wheel- Eyes on Road- Mind on Driving". Things like that. Submit what you think States would be posting.

[CentralTexasCrude]

I was thinking NJ or NY would be "Other Drivers making you Rage- Forgetaboutit".

[CHEEZY17]

[CentralTexasCrude]

I always figured NJ's would say "What are you looking at- got a problem?"

[QillerDaemon]

For Florida: "Please don't molest the manatees!" and "No, really, you don't want to live here. Turn around now!"

[Bluespruce1964]

[CentralTexasCrude]

For Florida: "Please don't molest the manatees!" and "No, really, you don't want to live here. Turn around now!"

I thought it would be "Our State looks like a flaccid penis. Treat our roads like it".

[Reservoir Dog]

For Florida: "Please don't molest the manatees!" and "No, really, you don't want to live here. Turn around now!"

I thought it would be "Our State looks like a flaccid penis. Treat our roads like it".

WTF???

[CentralTexasCrude]

For Florida: "Please don't molest the manatees!" and "No, really, you don't want to live here. Turn around now!"

I thought it would be "Our State looks like a flaccid penis. Treat our roads like it".

WTF???

I actually thought of you before I posted that. The whole "man camp" infatuation from last year

[QillerDaemon]

It probably made sense in his little pea brain. Our state roads are actually in pretty good condition, but I wouldn't say that about the roads in certain "fly-over" counties. Apart from occasional road debris, the Turnpike and the interstates are pretty safe to drive on at a fast clip.

[CentralTexasCrude]

It probably made sense in his little pea brain. Our state roads are actually in pretty good condition, but I wouldn't say that about the roads in certain "fly-over" counties. Apart from occasional road debris, the Turnpike and the interstates are pretty safe to drive on at a fast clip.

Except for those pesky sinkholes. And besides, how hard is it to build roads in a State where top to bottom is like 100 feet of elevation.

[FSchmertz]

I always figured NJ's would say "What are you looking at- got a problem?"

More like "You Can't Get There From Here"!

[CentralTexasCrude]

I always figured NJ's would say "What are you looking at- got a problem?"

More like "You Can't Get There From Here"!

NJ- "You can ignore our official posted Speed Limits- They were only a hopeful suggestion anyway".

[Deathproof]

Pennsylvania: "Hey, at least we're not New Jersey!"

[saltydog]

Pennsylvania: "Hey, at least we're not New Jersey!"

Or, "Watch out for deer. Nevermind."

[Deathproof]

Pennsylvania: "Hey, at least we're not New Jersey!"

Or, "Watch out for deer. Nevermind."

[saltydog]

New Hampshire- "Welcome to the "South" of the North".

What an interesting college experience that was for me.

[disco.moon]

I always figured NJ's would say "What are you looking at- got a problem?"

More like "You Can't Get There From Here"!

NJ- "You can ignore our official posted Speed Limits- They were only a hopeful suggestion anyway".

This. there was a good one a couple years ago, I can't remember it.

[disco.moon]

Pennsylvania: "Hey, at least we're not New Jersey!"

Nah, there's would be like "Yes these really are our roads"

They have so many potholes you must drive like your drunk. If you drive straight there goes your tires.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Well, that explains everything. CQ was the retired head of the PA highway dept.