is there an award for best poster of the day?

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Re: is there an award for best poster of the day?

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Whackov wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:16 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:11 pm
Whackov wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:05 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 9:37 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 8:12 pm i"m on a roll. how on earth did some of you people get +10,000 posts? you are all mostly cute.
Back in old UJ, I know of 3 that had 100,000 posts +
Hairy Butt it was the undisputed king of post counts
No doubt. I think he was near or over 140,000. And what's amazing he hardly ever posted for the last 4-5 years.
I was actually thinking that it was almost double that or more. Could be mistaken though. He loved his guns, naked pregnant women and I think Jennifer Anniston.
Hmmm, i thought it was Jennifer Love Hewitt he was obsessed about.
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Re: is there an award for best poster of the day?

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 2:35 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:47 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:41 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 9:37 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 8:12 pm i"m on a roll. how on earth did some of you people get +10,000 posts? you are all mostly cute.
Back in old UJ, I know of 3 that had 100,000 posts +
Remember back in UJ when one of the Mods reset your post count to 0 and you absolutely lost your fucking mind and cried like a baby for weeks?

That was hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: It actually was more to the story than that. I got to almost 30,000 after several years until I pissed off some Mod and he wiped it all out. Then a few months later, after getting up a few thousand, Hoover did his once a year show up and I bitched and moaned at him. He restored my 30,000. Then, 2 hours after he left I was at zero again. Lesson learned? Don't bitch about your post count to the Big Man. :lol: :lol:
Your melt was EPIC !!!
One of the best in UJ HISTORY !!!
Your melodrama is showing. In a calm steady voice with solid reasoning behind me, I patiently pointed out how it was unfair to wipe out someone's 5 years of post counts simply because some male Mod seemed to be starting his menstrual cycle. It didn't work out.
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Re: is there an award for best poster of the day?

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 2:47 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 2:35 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:47 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:41 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 9:37 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 8:12 pm i"m on a roll. how on earth did some of you people get +10,000 posts? you are all mostly cute.
Back in old UJ, I know of 3 that had 100,000 posts +
Remember back in UJ when one of the Mods reset your post count to 0 and you absolutely lost your fucking mind and cried like a baby for weeks?

That was hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: It actually was more to the story than that. I got to almost 30,000 after several years until I pissed off some Mod and he wiped it all out. Then a few months later, after getting up a few thousand, Hoover did his once a year show up and I bitched and moaned at him. He restored my 30,000. Then, 2 hours after he left I was at zero again. Lesson learned? Don't bitch about your post count to the Big Man. :lol: :lol:
Your melt was EPIC !!!
One of the best in UJ HISTORY !!!
Your melodrama is showing. In a calm steady voice with solid reasoning behind me, I patiently pointed out how it was unfair to wipe out someone's 5 years of post counts simply because some male Mod seemed to be starting his menstrual cycle. It didn't work out.
It was EPIC !!!
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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Re: is there an award for best poster of the day?

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nerd_alert wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 2:38 am
Whackov wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:16 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:11 pm
Whackov wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 10:05 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 9:37 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 8:12 pm i"m on a roll. how on earth did some of you people get +10,000 posts? you are all mostly cute.
Back in old UJ, I know of 3 that had 100,000 posts +
Hairy Butt it was the undisputed king of post counts
No doubt. I think he was near or over 140,000. And what's amazing he hardly ever posted for the last 4-5 years.
I was actually thinking that it was almost double that or more. Could be mistaken though. He loved his guns, naked pregnant women and I think Jennifer Anniston.
Hmmm, i thought it was Jennifer Love Hewitt he was obsessed about.
Oh Hell. Who was that?
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Well, since Animal won't explain his epic banning, I guess we will have to speculate. Did he pull a TBD? Banging a female co-worker (what was her name?) but it turned out to be a Mod relative.
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DiverTexas wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 1:11 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 1:05 am
DiverTexas wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 12:50 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 12:43 am the guy that set the record for post counts, up until he eloped with Qtpie, was braindonor.
Didn't BD pass?
i have no idea.
I'm pretty sure he did.
Kinda like Spoon, it was far too early.


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MTF was a good dude.
Harrybutt was "Meh". Similar to Who, but less annoyingly, he'd chime in his comments but then could never defend them.
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HB white knighted me for making fun of little Sally’s blue plastic framed glasses.

And he hated this celeb:

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Hydroseismic wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 6:56 am
DiverTexas wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 1:11 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 1:05 am
DiverTexas wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 12:50 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 12:43 am the guy that set the record for post counts, up until he eloped with Qtpie, was braindonor.
Didn't BD pass?
i have no idea.
I'm pretty sure he did.
Kinda like Spoon, it was far too early.


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I'm trying to keep the bucket out of reach.
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Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 1:26 pm HB white knighted me for making fun of little Sally’s blue plastic framed glasses.

And he hated this celeb:

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Define "best poster".
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 2:07 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 1:26 pm HB white knighted me for making fun of little Sally’s blue plastic framed glasses.

And he hated this celeb:

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damn i like her
She hasn't looked that good in decades.
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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Well, I don't know remember who the UJ'r who was obsessed with her but he seemed on the right track.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:10 am Well, I don't know remember who the UJ'r who was obsessed with her but he seemed on the right track.
Kwebber was the biggest fan I recall.
Rightfully so.
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DiverTexas wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:30 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:10 am Well, I don't know remember who the UJ'r who was obsessed with her but he seemed on the right track.
Kwebber was the biggest fan I recall.
Rightfully so.
Kwebber. That sounds right. With his weird ass squirell AV or whatever that was.
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